xander tufts

an Asian that is smart of course. goes to a crappy school and wishes he was like his peers

xander tufts he so asian

xander tufts by unkown696969 September 20, 2022

xander crews

Killface's nemesis in the Adult Swim cartoon Frisky Dingo.

Also Awesome X and Barnabee Jones' alter ego

Xander Crews: My penis fills an entire tall boy!

xander crews by All that is May 19, 2007

Xander Harris 

A Character on WB/UPN's "Buffy The Vampire Slayer" is uasually the comic relief or the one Buffy has to rescue. Once referred as "Demon Magnet". He usually wears causal clothes and when he was at Sunnydale High, used to skateboard a bit.

Is a playable character on the "Buffy The Vampire Slayer: Chaos Bleeds" video game and appeared in many "Buffy" novels and episodes.

You: watching a episode "God, Xander Harris always get the demon mangets."
Me: "Well there was Ms French, who was a Praying Mantis, Anya Jenkins who used to be Anyanka a Wish Demon, but how do I classify 'highschool' Cordy?"
You: *snicker* "In the "bitch" section!"

Xander Harris by Lisa Parnell December 29, 2007

Xander Effect 

A principle which dictates that in any given group of people, the most attractive person will be regarded as extremely hot, irregardless of that person's actual attractiveness.

The effect is most often seen with groups of "less than" to "not-at-all" attractive people.

"Damn, Lucy is looking fine!"
"No way, man, look around -- Xander Effect."

Xander Effect by James Carmel May 2, 2006

Xander Fountain 

Intercourse in a standing doggystyle position while the female is projectile vomiting, usually while both individuals are in an extremely drunken state of mind; or atleast the female is.

Yo broski, you're girl is puking everywhere. You should try for a xander fountain before she passes out.

Xander Fountain by UNCC 901 November 16, 2012

xander speakman 

the sexiest boy on earth🤤🥵💗

“have you seen xander speakman? oh damm is he sexy.”

xander speakman by emma.samek February 7, 2020

Xander is seggsy

Xander is the seggsiest guy on the planet. It doesn’t matter what age he is, he will always be smoking hot!

Damn Xander is seggsy af

Xander is seggsy by Xarofi July 8, 2021