Dick Waddler

Someone who's dick moves from side to side with their stride.

Friend : "Brett Favre's penis is so huge that it swings from side to side like an elephants trunk"
Me: "Yeah, he's a dick waddler"

by Jessica Donkey K April 15, 2008

Widdle-Works

A whimsical name for the toilet, bathroom, or jacks.

'Where's the widdle-works, I gotta go pee?'

by Screwball Scramble March 30, 2004

Woodle

A woodle is a name given to someone who jess is friendly with. Woodle is a positive, happy, joyful noun which is a compliment to those whom get called one

You are such a woodle

Hey woodle !

by J e s s s s e j October 17, 2017

Waddles

-noun
1. Any person or persons who take it up the butt every night. (Usually they waddle when they walk)

ex.
"I heard Zach likes to take it up the butt.
Hahaha waddles"

by Annonymous123241234 June 1, 2011

wordlessly

Silently, without anger or malice

He wordlessly settled into his destiny.

by Audit Monkeys May 13, 2005

bling waddlers

or 'bling waddler' are words only applying to fat men between 35 and 45 who wear shorts, sandals and puffa jackets. The commonly tend to drive 'Ive-Got-An-Under-Sized-Penis' cars,Four by fours or minivans. They also are overly hairy, facially smug and wear Bluetooth's ear pods proudly as though they are rich Godlike men walking the streets. In actuality they are fat, waddling,hairy twats who'll end up with brain problems,drink problems and wives who only do it with them for the cash. Also they are probably closet homosexuals who film their neighbours kids through the cracks in the garden fence.

CHILD: Mummy, mummy why is that fat man walking like he needs a poo and what is that stupid f-ing thing in his ear.

MOTHER: Well son, that's what we call 'Bling Waddlers' or 'Bling Waddler'. I want you to stay away from people like that. I'm not prejudice but they are the work of Satan and you'll burn in the fires Hell if you ever become one of those. And that thing in his ear is something that lets the police know where the bastard is.

CHILD: (Scare witless) Okay Mummy, take your pills...

by Sir Bartholomew McTavish December 5, 2007

neck waddle

A name for a couple that has been together for quite a while but rarely kisses. For instance, when they grow old together, he'll be playing with her neck waddle instead of kissing her.

There's neck waddle again, why don't they just act like a normal couple?

by French Toast and Cheese June 18, 2018