shaft the waft

when you're pleasuring someone up their bottom and they break wind due to not having gone to the toilet beforehand

"i was doing anal with gemima last night. it was going well until i had to shaft the waft, she should have gone for a shite beforehand

by Jack Barker January 5, 2008

Woofty

Someone who is homosexual ( usually a man ). Best used in Fonejacker by Terry Tibbs.

mike: peter is such a woofty

joe: true that, true that!

by alrightmylover? June 28, 2009

Woat

A carrier vessel such as a WHALE BOAT.

Whoa, Blake did you just see that woat pass us by?

by Skeg Smith January 14, 2008

whafty

when you launch a rifle grenade at the floor and pick it up on Dods

DoDS =day of defeat source
1) oh my god Whafty oh yeah !!!
2) haha youve been whafty

by phill mecrackin May 13, 2006

woaf

Acronym: Waste of a Fuck. A particularly objectionable, particularly pathetic person, so called because he or she literally ruined the act of two people once having sex thus conceiving this individual

He hasn't got a job, he picks fights with friends, he treats his girl like shitl, he's somewhat a woaf

by Desmond McRussian May 10, 2007

Wofting

adjective: something awesome or cool
verb: being awesome or cool
adverb: an awesome or cool verb

Adj: That chicken is so wofting.
Verb: I'm wofting.
Adv: You are eating woftingly.

by shortiieee June 19, 2008

wooft cat

scottish slang word for homosexual.

derived form the the fact that if a cat woofs it wants to be different than other cats.

I heard that john is a right wooft cat!

by dopey202 August 27, 2010