windows 1.01

The greatest version of Windows ever, because it was the first one to ever exist for the general public.

Released on November 20, 1985, Windows 1.01 does not even require a hard disk to function, something you rarely see in modern versions of Windows.

Windows 10 User: What version of windows is this?
Retro user: Windows 1.01.
Windows 10 User: Windows 10.1? What??
Retro user: This is Windows 1.01 from 1985.

by kevindong October 14, 2017

Winfo

Winter formal. A “formal” school dance that’s basically homecoming but less important. Similar to hoco.

Where are we eating before winfo?

by It’sIsaBitch January 24, 2019

window

A long sheet of glass held in place by four corners of a dense material. Usually used to see through buildings, although it can be used to satisfy a depressed person for example: jumping through one.

Brody looked through the window and saw his friend, Pierce.

by Kidwithnohair December 16, 2019

Window of Neglect

(idiom) -the digital preview or buffer of any form of realtime direct communication to an individual that gives them advanced knowledge of digital message without tripping any evidence (i.e. read receipts)that would prove the message was read by the receiving party, with this advanced info one can choose to either acknowledge and answer the text or blatantly ignore and deny that you were even aware of it existence thus free of blame.

-Technologically created space between a person and a digital message allowing the individual to side step its acknowledgement avoiding accountability by way of ignorance.

"The window of neglect will surely lead you to the hall of empty promises."

by DEADMEAT September 1, 2020

windo

A meaning of strength, and power.

Person: You are windo

by Dreamer_420 June 4, 2021

Trout window

The slight gaping of a vagina after intercourse.

'...and there's nothing better than watching a woman playing with her trout window afterwards.'

'Did you see that! She had trout window once that big guy had a go!'

by fattulip April 24, 2008

dead window painting

Art drawn on Windows windows that have stopped responding by dragging another window over the dead window. Results in multiple copies of the dragged window and if dragged artistically can be very saddening when the dead window starts responding again.

- "Hey, that's some sweet Dead Window Painting you have there."
- "Ya, I hope my boss sees all the time wasted waiting for this stupid Dell Hell machine."

by austinhaws October 18, 2008