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Baby Whomper

1. When you smack a pregnant woman’s ass and her pussy jiggles too

2. Abortion
“I gave my girl a baby whomper last night.”

I’m off to get a baby whomper!”

“baby whompered that hoe too hard now she gotta get a baby whomper”
by babywhomper March 28, 2023
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spiderverse whopper

a burger king ripoff of a pretty patty. if consumed, one will have: type 3 diabetes, constipation, and red diarrhea.
I ate the spiderverse whopper and had to take an atrocious shit at the burger king and it didn't come out.
by sheqetteck June 19, 2023
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Fishy Whopper Doodle

A technique used by Opa Locka Rob on his Egyptian Chickens. It’s often used as a finishing move for these chickens in chicken fighting. Rob is known as a chicken whisperer and sells his chickens regularly
Rob taught his chickens how to the the Fishy Whopper Doodle and now they are undefeated
by Edgar Allen Poop September 14, 2023
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big daddy whoppers

Big daddy whoppers is 2 monstrous testicles and when placed in mouth is a suffocation on impact the size of the testicles can range anywhere between 15cm to 30 in diameter. You will need a very wide gob for even one to fit in your moth let a lone both of the whoppers
Damm bro there some serious big daddy whoppers
by Mr whoppers October 7, 2021
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Angry Whopper

When you are having intercourse you suddenly, and unexpectedly pull out and put in to her ass. Thus making her angry. Then, when you have finished, or she has pissed you off too much, you remove your dick and smack her in the face with it.
"Man my girlfriend was being a total bitch, so I totally gave her an angry whopper."
by Prag690 January 24, 2009
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peter-whopper

when a man has such a small penis that their ballsac sags below their tip
i walked in on my boyfriend today in the bathroom. unfortunately for both of us he has the smallest peter-whopper ive ever seen
by naziblueeyes82 November 1, 2009
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Whiplash Whopper

The sexual act of unloading a 'whopper' of a load into a 'whopper' of an ass with such force that it, in fact, gives the receiver whiplash. The phrase, "have it your way, bitch!!" should be said during this act...perhaps upon completion and at the moment whiplash is given.
Why do you have a neck brace on, did you get in a car wreck?!?

No, I was the recipient of a 'Whiplash Whopper'!

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by I am back May 14, 2010
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