Meat Whitey

A Meat Whitey is a phenomenon that usually occurs in the closing stages of a heavy sesh wan. This is the part after you’ve ordered that extra large mixed kebab from Pizza Time and you’re lapping up the last shots from the shitmix you made earlier. After one last shot you feel that rumble in your gut, you’re about to whitey. You try to convince your mates that you’re not that smashed (they know you are) and instead blame it on the “floor cleaner taste” of the shitmix shot. You feel the steaming hot vomit working its way up your throat. You frantically look for a suitable container and you remember about the half eaten kebab still in its tray. “Get outside” your friends frantically shout ...”not in the meat” they exclaim but it’s too late, you dump your bright red, stomach lining filled whitey right into the tray of meat!!! Delicious!
Yo! That guy couldn’t handle that last shot and ended up whiteying in the meat! What a meat whitey!
by Twiggy_222 October 15, 2020
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Whitey Marten

A new breed of pine marten whose main food source consists of squirrels.
Is that a whitey marten? ooo oooo
by Pedroia December 08, 2008
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Hepatighty Whiteys

Undergarments with the subtle scent of fecal matter due to either not being washed or not whipping ones anus.
Dude have you smelled Billy lately?

Yeah dude he has some serious hepatighty whiteys.
by AussieC May 29, 2012
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Cousin Whitey

Powdered coke, or sometimes crank.
"I'm takin' my Cousin Whitey out to the club with us."
by House of Mayhem August 30, 2005
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Whitey

A brownie that is made with white chocolate.
I can’t ever seem to resist eating a good, thick, moist whitey... every time I do it I keep coming back for more!
by thebronchwhisperer March 08, 2022
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Whitey

The dustiest duster that ever dusted.
Did you see that Dustbag? Yeah he was a total Whitey.
by costanza July 25, 2019
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Whitey

The act of being sick, often done tactically to prolong a drinking session or just as the result of consuming too much alcohol or any other recreational drug
Ew georgia just whitey’d again
by Tom666davies January 23, 2021
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