weezer

coolest band ever. once you found weezer in middle school you realized other people had thick glasses and liked star wars as much as you. hope for us nerds.

Finding Weezer was good, way cooler than finding God.

by space rock September 4, 2009

Shadow Weaver

A fat horny ass hoe who should burn xoxo

Ew! Shadow weaver!!

by catrativi February 15, 2020

Weeve

It's fake hair that a lot of black girls weave into their hair to make it appear fuller. White girls call it extensions.

Damn, yo weeve is lit!

by crownandturkey August 5, 2016

weebertarian

One who believes in freedom of association with anime even though anime is scientifically proven to cause autism.

I think we need to round up all the weebertarians and gas them.

by SerLanceAThot January 18, 2018

Weezer

(1). noun: An American rock band made for virgins, quiet kids, and old men who "miss old rock".

(2). phrase: A subtle form of saying you are either gay, a furry or you have never felt the touch of a woman

Dude 1: Yo! Did you hear the new Weezer EP?
Dude 2: No, I'm more of a Car Seat Headrest guy.

OR

Dude 1: My favorite band is Weezer , along with Toto.
Dude 2: Damn dude, get a girlfriend.

by gayfurry420 December 28, 2021

Teddy Weaver

Colloquial team given to vagina. Derived form Dr Ted Weaver, president of the Royal Australian and NZ College of Obstetricians and Gynaecologists.

“How was your night last night Christiaan?”

“Well it was great thank you Mr Rudd, I met this chick at the Beach road, took her behind the ATM’s near the bottle o’ and finger blasted the shit out of her Teddy Weaver!”

by Ted Weaver November 20, 2009

weener biscuit

a woman's private parts that have huge outer lips large enough to wrap around a man's penis without even inserting it into the vagina. (normally seen while wearing tight jeans, kinda like camel toe x2)

"Hey dude, your girl really likes showin' off her weener biscuit in those jeans"

by jaylew April 17, 2009