Wandering Eye

A penis: A man's penis has one hole resembling an eye in which it wanders from person to person searching or looking for the one in which it chooses!

That man's wandering eye was satisfied by that cute girl from the bar last night.

by Lubriderm+ May 20, 2010

Wandeuce

Someone who attends wando and actually enjoys that lame ass school; Someone who goes to all or most of the games...and watches; Someone who has purchased a wando high school shirt and thinks they're hot shit for it; Someone who paints themselves at the wando games and cheers for wando; and attendee at wando who has "school spirit".

Look at that freshmen wearing a wando shirt what a "Wandeuce".

by SillyString March 12, 2012

wandering eye

Not to be confused with a whispering eye, as in Role Models, a wandering eye is a vagina that has moved from its original place (a prolapse). It most commonly happens with women that have just had children or with old ladies that are severely disappointed with their grandchildren and have already banished half of them from the family.

Jack: Do you want to go have sex in the garden tonight?

Gemma: No, sorry I can't I have to go visit my Grandma in the hospital.

Jack: What's wrong with her?

Gemma: The extreme hatred of her grandchildren gave her a wandering eye.

by drunk, skinny, sexy and goldy July 15, 2009

Wanderley

Wanderley is a name of a town in Brasil.

WANDER: to move about without a fixed course, aim, or goal b : to go idly about : ramble <wandering around the house>

2: to follow a winding course : meander

3a : to go astray (as from a course) : stray <wandered away from the group> b : to go astray morally : err c : to lose normal mental contact : stray in thought <his mind wandered>

LEY: Law

to stray from the law hahaha

In fact, someone named Wanderley cannot be defined, any definition is too limited. Wanderley is someone who will say to anyone who defines them "don't define me"

He is one who will define himself, a strong minded leader

You know Wanderley?

no...no one knows for sure who Wanderley is...he's so mystifying, you can't define him!

by pinkcheesegringo May 7, 2011

Wandella

The man who works at the airport who parks all the airplanes.

Look Wandella is going to park another airplane. Someday I hope to be a wandella

by Ron Chee July 19, 2009

Wandering Pube

When a pube appears on an item that is in your possession. Most of the time its random but it can be plucked and placed with precision.

OMG your lollie bag has a "Wandering Pube" on it!!

by VeryCold April 2, 2010

Wandellacabra

(a creature resembling a woolly mammoth and a chupacabra. Translated literally from Spanish as "work-sucker-outer." The Wandellacabra travels to airports
the world over sucking the work ethic out oframpers
Many believe Wandellacabra and Wandellasquitoman
are one in the same. Many believe its extra-terrestrial)

After noticing the ramper doing nothing but parking all
the planes all day long at the airport, the GM ordered the
ramper to Concentra for an exam. Tests later revealed
the ramper had been bitten by a wandellacabra The diagnosis was Wandellacabranucleosis

by jimminee May 11, 2010