Paula Wal-nuts

- Someone who tries to out drive transport trucks. On the highway
- Uses Catch phrases such "Dinkle Dwarf." or "What a dip stick"
-Conserves 7 year old food in the 4 different freezers in hopes to one day become a time capsule
-Turns vechicles into mini-marts

-Humming to tunes, she wishes she knew the word too
-Making up her own phiosphies such as "When your swiming use a floating around your neck to prevent water from entering your ears."
-Owns 70274927493 pairs of shoes
-Thinks she IS hockey night in Canda
-And enjoys having people give her and her toronto maple leaf flag the finger
-Enjoys geneology even on families that isn't her (Facebook creeper)
-Records 56830545 shows at once and hogs all 5 T.V.'s in the house
-Buys her kids chocolate for easter only to hide them for herself
----- Future A&E special Hoarders

"Look at all the old food in your freezer -- Looks like you pulled a Paula Wal-nuts"

by shjoch April 7, 2010

walnut

some fucking ass nerd who doesnt know how to dress

generally seen dropping their books on the floor and pushing their glasses up the bridge of their noses

"Man, I just saw your sixth grade picture, did you only wear turtlenecks?"

"Yeah, I was such a walnut."

by **@*#&*(#& January 31, 2008

Walnut

When you jerk off in a Walmart and you bust a nut.

Jeff, "Bro I just had a walnut dude"
Bob, "What the absolute fuck".

by BigRussian December 17, 2018

Walnut Strangler Style

Any heterosexual sex position done with your female partner's panties left on and you reach behind the bottom part of her panties for your balls and penis. Your hard penis goes inside her (analy or vaginaly) and you bring your walnuts down the opposite side of her panties that they came in from.

Harvey, it was awesome, I remembered to do her Walnut Strangler Style and it felt like her hot girlfriend was there sucking my nuts each time I pulled out!

by Harvey A. K. September 10, 2006

walnut

A sexual position in which you place the womans legs together which appears to make a walnut.

I placed her legs together and cracked the walnut.

by Anonymous February 18, 2003

the walnut

when you take the ball sacks skin and squeeze it together in your hand to make it wrinkly like a "walnut"

you-josh come here and help me with my computer
josh-ok what tha fuck
you-got cha with the walnut!

by austin w. August 15, 2007

walnut hunter

sexual refrence

finding the male prostate gland.

Prostate massage is the massage or stimulation of the prostate gland in males, for sexual stimulation or medical purposes.

The prostate, an organ whose main purpose is to store and secrete semen, takes part in the sexual response cycle in males, and is essential for ejaculation. Normally, in mammals found to be most active during the time of ejaculation, this organ also faces many threats from disease. Due to its close proximity to the anterior rectal wall, it can be stimulated manually via the anus. Manual massage may lead to an urge to urinate, excretion of prostatic fluids without orgasm, and pain.

My freind mr x likes being a walnut hunter

by mocca December 14, 2009