Slacker Wacker

A person acting as a "fucker" while they are slacking at the same time.

*driving behind someone going below the speed limit* "Hurry up you slacker wacker!!"

*someone doing something stupid* "You slacker wacker!"

by brookfield pancreas November 15, 2023

skack wacker

When you're higher than cloud 9 and pronounce that you are fucked all the way up, it's known to all.

I'm so fuckin skack wackered!

by ToxicSludges December 23, 2018

Upper Wacker

The act of ejaculating into the upper tank of a toilet, which gets is namesake from the downtown Chicago thoroughfare Upper Wacker Drive.

Looks like some jagoff pulled an Upper Wacker in the toilet last night.

by Tpaty December 12, 2020

Pud wacker

It is wacking off and hitting you ball sack

He is such a pud wacker

by Tcat7677 May 25, 2022

Packer wacker

One who is so over joyed

Bob is a packer wacker this morning and it’s only 5 o’clock.

by Chiefs2020 March 24, 2025

sleep wacker

Someone who jerks off in their sleep

Little no pussy getting Nelvin jerks off so much he does it in his sleep too I guess you could say he's a sleep wacker

by Hang solo June 10, 2016

Wacking the weed wacker

Jerking off the old meat stick

“Tell Lenny to stop wacking the weed wacker!!😕🫵”

by BigWeeneeMan14 February 12, 2024