endless wipe

The correlary to pinched the perfect loaf, This dump never seems to come clean. Generally requires constant reaming and a couple of flushes to get clean.

Dude, I was in the shitter all day with an endless wipe!

by gyrussfanx May 23, 2007

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Wet Wipe

A “wet wipe” is somebody who is overly sensitive and immensely touchy. Generally it is of the male specimen that this is used for, due to the idea that a man should not be so pathetic. Wet wipes like to make a theatrical scene of leaving a situation because they feel attacked on a regular basis. Men who are wet wipes can be overly soppy and mushy towards not only their loved ones but common strangers; this makes them feel restored when they obtain back slushy remarks.

A wet wipe is a piece of damp tissue that one uses to wipe their own backside.

"He's like a woman... He's such a wet wipe."
"Honestly? We must have bigger balls put together than he does alone."

by No Wet Wipes. January 12, 2013

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Windshield Wiper

the act of a women giving such a deep blowjob while glazing her toungue across your balls as her mouth is all the way to the pelvis bone. The toungue acts as windshield wiper to your balls.

This broad was givin me the ol' "windshield wiper" while I was watching the Sox game.

by Ryan Zedonks August 4, 2007

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