Meat Whitey

A Meat Whitey is a phenomenon that usually occurs in the closing stages of a heavy sesh wan. This is the part after you’ve ordered that extra large mixed kebab from Pizza Time and you’re lapping up the last shots from the shitmix you made earlier. After one last shot you feel that rumble in your gut, you’re about to whitey. You try to convince your mates that you’re not that smashed (they know you are) and instead blame it on the “floor cleaner taste” of the shitmix shot. You feel the steaming hot vomit working its way up your throat. You frantically look for a suitable container and you remember about the half eaten kebab still in its tray. “Get outside” your friends frantically shout ...”not in the meat” they exclaim but it’s too late, you dump your bright red, stomach lining filled whitey right into the tray of meat!!! Delicious!

Yo! That guy couldn’t handle that last shot and ended up whiteying in the meat! What a meat whitey!

by Twiggy_222 October 15, 2020

Whitey Marten

A new breed of pine marten whose main food source consists of squirrels.

Is that a whitey marten? ooo oooo

by Pedroia December 17, 2008

whitey victim

ellis moorcroft

ellis moorcroft is a whitey victim

by yes laddd November 3, 2020

snow whitey

A white person who openly wishes they were black, a boot licker, a uncle tummy

Yo Shaun, you aint black g, Ahhhh leave em alone Joe, he just a snow whitey

by Virtual Figure August 26, 2020

Hepatighty Whiteys

Undergarments with the subtle scent of fecal matter due to either not being washed or not whipping ones anus.

Dude have you smelled Billy lately?

Yeah dude he has some serious hepatighty whiteys.

by AussieC November 9, 2012

Whitey Tighty

A derogatory term, used to refer to whites as "normies", typically by other races mainly African-Americans.
This deals with a hatred of stereotypically white things, like Pumpkin Spice Lattes.

Person 1 (white): Hey you wanna go out for Pumpkin Spice Lattes?
Person 2 (Other Race): You wanna go clap when the plane lands too, don't you Mr Whitey Tighty?

by Leonidas of Alexandria March 4, 2024

Tighty Whitey

A honkey who like to hold onto his money.
He go to tha brothers’ hood and don’t spend nothing. He got all kinda fancy shit but don’t share it with anyone. He buy up pads in po hoods so he can be a slumlord. Drive up home prices so brothers can’t afford their own pads.

Wife: U gotta call tha landlord bout that busted disposer.
Huzbin: He ain’t gonna fix shit—he’s a tighty whitey.

by McBeaver September 12, 2022