Whitey Marten

A new breed of pine marten whose main food source consists of squirrels.

Is that a whitey marten? ooo oooo

by Pedroia December 17, 2008

Meat Whitey

A Meat Whitey is a phenomenon that usually occurs in the closing stages of a heavy sesh wan. This is the part after you’ve ordered that extra large mixed kebab from Pizza Time and you’re lapping up the last shots from the shitmix you made earlier. After one last shot you feel that rumble in your gut, you’re about to whitey. You try to convince your mates that you’re not that smashed (they know you are) and instead blame it on the “floor cleaner taste” of the shitmix shot. You feel the steaming hot vomit working its way up your throat. You frantically look for a suitable container and you remember about the half eaten kebab still in its tray. “Get outside” your friends frantically shout ...”not in the meat” they exclaim but it’s too late, you dump your bright red, stomach lining filled whitey right into the tray of meat!!! Delicious!

Yo! That guy couldn’t handle that last shot and ended up whiteying in the meat! What a meat whitey!

by Twiggy_222 October 15, 2020

Whitey

A brownie that is made with white chocolate.

I can’t ever seem to resist eating a good, thick, moist whitey... every time I do it I keep coming back for more!

by thebronchwhisperer March 8, 2022

whitey

Slang for a lightweight to the drug cannibas. Caused by low blood pressure and loss of pigment too skin. Commonly used by cracker faggots from england.

English Cracker: Steves such a fukin whitey

English Cracker 2: wtf get bak to sukin dik were in england remember!

Steve: Fuk this is shit country im movin to B.C.

by 420hotbox June 6, 2011

snow whitey

A white person who openly wishes they were black, a boot licker, a uncle tummy

Yo Shaun, you aint black g, Ahhhh leave em alone Joe, he just a snow whitey

by Virtual Figure August 26, 2020

Whitey

When u lay in ur boxers on a cold toilet floor.
Shaking spinning regretting ur life choices!
Saying ur never going to smoke again tho ur on it the next day!
Toilet is my best friend on a whitey after sickness is munchies!

Yo look josh is pulling a whitey

Ah allow him he’ll be alright in 40mins
“Josh continues to throw up”

by Fmlwhenwhiteying January 22, 2022

Whitey Tighty

A derogatory term, used to refer to whites as "normies", typically by other races mainly African-Americans.
This deals with a hatred of stereotypically white things, like Pumpkin Spice Lattes.

Person 1 (white): Hey you wanna go out for Pumpkin Spice Lattes?
Person 2 (Other Race): You wanna go clap when the plane lands too, don't you Mr Whitey Tighty?

by Leonidas of Alexandria March 4, 2024