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pair of east westers

A fine pair of titties so far apart one nipple points east the other west.
by anonymous June 11, 2021
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University of Western Ontario

The University of Western Ontario (UWO) prides itself upon being the number one choice for underachieving white trash who have delusions of grandeur.

Although the anti-intellectual environment of UWO is readily apparent when engaging in conversation with a UWO student, Western students attempt to highlight their ignorance by continuously dying their hair blonde, in case
you were somehow oblivious to the fact that you were conversing with a retard. The blonde hair serves as a telling reminder.
Blonde UWO girl: I go to the Ivey school of business, so I'll be an Ivey League graduate.
Non-UWO guy: I think you mean Ivy League. The Ivy League consists of eight private American schools. The University of Western Ontario is not a member.

Blonde UWO girl: What? Whatever, I'm cute. Let's have sex.
by Pobbie August 29, 2010
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western michigan university

(a.k.a. WMU) a university in kalamazoo, michigan with over 26,000 students. noted for its aviation, engineering, and education programs. judith bailey, the current president is incredibly disliked by most students and faculty. the schools colors are brown and gold and the mascot is the bronco, personified by 'Buster Bronco.'
"You go to Western Michigan University, huh?"

"Yeah."

"Oh. That's cool."

"Yeah. It is."
by atticus2020 June 24, 2006
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University of Western Ontario

where stupid white sluts go because they don't want to go to U of T because its "too hard" or because they couldn't get into McGill.
wise guy 1: "Dude do you know why the University of Western Ontario doesn't celebrate Christmas?"
wise guy 2: "Why?"
wise guy 1: "Because they can't find a virgin or three wise men. hahahha lolz"
by iveyleagure November 20, 2010
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Western Barbie

Slut i.e. knows how to ride a horse
Casey: Mary slept with the whole football team!
Hallie: Yeah, I know right! What a Western Barbie.
by Ashley Hemmingway April 16, 2008
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wetter than a wet hen

The action of sweating profusely to the point where you’re dripping more than a wet hen
by CheVelle 50 December 13, 2021
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ye old western

when someone hits you with their balls
by not alvin- santaelfs November 19, 2017
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