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Vulcolonic

Taking the traditional SHOCKER up a notch by doing the Vulcan handshake with two in her Dr. Spock and two in her Mr. Spock.
I took Bridgette and bent her over - then I stuck two in her babymaker and two in her brownie baker. She likes me to give her the Vulcolonic after Mugclub.
by Plank and Frank Hungwell December 12, 2008
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vulcan

dumb fucker... idiot... or defintion of dumbass
dude jordan is being a fucking vulcan idiot
by jo$h November 6, 2007
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Vulcan

1: A slang for "fail"
2: Anything having to do with epic failness
3: Walrus?
1+2:"Hey man that bike fall was an epic vulcan."
3:"Woah that is one fat vulcan!"
by NKCrash April 19, 2009
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Vulcanus

An unpleasant occurrence in which the derriere of an individual begins to evacuate furious amounts of fecal matter, at which point it becomes known as a "vulcanus"
"I shouldn't have had the 4th taco. I feel a hell of a vulcanus coming on."
by LudusVan December 28, 2012
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vulcan genital meld

The process of having sexual intercourse while both on lsd. Both parties should feel as one.
Guy: One time I had sex with my girlfriend while we were on lsd, and every time I plunged in and out of her I could feel our juices connecting, as well as hearing a wet sound, just as if we were a unified entity, like a vulcan genital meld.
by Ted Pillman August 20, 2013
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velchie

Velchie - The substance or residue left over from ones vaginal burp or belch.
Velcie: "Bro do you see that chick over there? Last week i was fucking her, and sure enough the next day I had a bunch of velchie under my foreskin!"

Kravex: "Holy shit dude! That almost sounds like your name!"
by Kravexx March 5, 2014
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Vulcan Fudge Cutter

The act of giving the Vulcan salute to a females genitals. Make the Vulcan salute, rotate hand downward to look like scissors. You now have made the Vulcan Fudge Cutter. Two in the pink, two in the stink. Fudge is referring to poop on your fingers.
Dude did you give her the shocker?! Nah man, I gave her the Vulcan Fudge Cutter!
by Destin_Perkilicious November 16, 2015
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