violin chin

holding a phone with no hands, with phone between your chin and shoulder as if playing a violin

ive got to violin chin the phone because im working on a ladder, painting with one hand hoding on with the other

by riderx August 28, 2008

practicing violin

an action meant to improve a musician's playing skills on the violin, sometimes called a fiddle. Often produces noises similar to a cat which has been run over by a car. May also cause immense frustration in the musician or others around him/her, so watch out for potentially dangerous flying objects which have been thrown across the room.

Johnny was very diligent at practicing violin, much to the dismay of both his family and his dog, Fido.

by D. Rae July 1, 2008

first violinist

If orchestra were Mean Girls, the first violinists would be the Plastics.

First violinist: On Wednesdays we wear pink.

Cellist: Nice bow. What's it made out of?
First violinist: YOUR MOM'S CHEST HAIR!

Conductor: Why are you playing so quietly?
First violinist: I'm a mouse, duh.

Flautist: What's up with the bassist? I feel like she's hiding something.
First violinist: That's why her instrument is so big. It's full of secrets.

Oboist: What do you have against the concertmaster?
Bassoonist: She's a life ruiner. She ruins people's lives.

Concertmaster: I can't play Pachelbel. I'm on an all-Romantic repertoire. God, Karen, you are so stupid!

First violinist: If you're from the viola section, why are you good?
Concertmaster: Oh my god Karen, you can't just ask people why they're good.

First violinist: She doesn't even go here!
Conductor: Do you play in this orchestra?
Soprano: No, I just have a lot of feelings.

Clarinetist: Made out with my instrument? Omg that was one time!

by Heart and Sol December 27, 2013

Villainflation

The addition of extraneous villains into movie sequals.

I can't believe Iron Man 2 was such a mess, but it totally suffered from villainflation.

by Mfed August 24, 2010

Villainless

adj- to be without a villain or villains , a place or time where there are no villains.

Superman came to the city and cleaned up the streets of all the villains. Finally, we had a villainless weekend.

by bobbybou March 28, 2011

Violincore

The point at which a metal band is successful enough to start using violin's in their songs.

Machine head took longer to go violincore than I was expecting.

by mledwards34 November 20, 2014

vaillincourt

31 year old, short babe trys to be a mean but can be out foxed, wears glasses, lv6 feminist and has a back for sass, friends with any molly and has a list for sugars coffee

Hey vaillincourt is sassy

by bigdmahgie November 14, 2016