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Verizon

Verizon Verizon Communications Inc. (NYSE:VZ), parent company to Verizon Wireless (the number 2 cell phone provider in the United States) is one of the largest communication companies in the world. Founded in 2000 following the merger of Bell Atlantic Corp. and GTE Corp. Verizon has quickly become one of the world’s largest communications companies. Headquartered in New York, Verizon does over $71 billion in revenue, annually.
Note:
+ Recently merged with MCI
+ Number 2 cell phone service provider (in number of clients) behind Cingular Wireless, Inc. (As off 11/1/2005)
+ Has the largest, most reliable wireless network in the United States
I love Verizon, there the best!
by dKell July 24, 2008
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Verizon

A large and dependable cell phone company. They hold the largest network. Currently in an advertisement war with AT&T, another very large cell phone company. Verizon would currently have nearly every person in the USA committed to them if they supported the iPhone. However, different versions of the new "Droid" are beginning to challenge this.
Person 1: Man, did you see that John just switched to Verizon?

Person 2: Yeah, I know. He gets better coverage in my cellar than my AT&T phone gets in my bedroom.

Person 1: It is very trusty. Only problem is that he can't get the iPhone. But still, that droid is just as nice.
by the Used and the Ravens March 22, 2010
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Verizon FiOS

A fun place that opened up during the summer in Massapequa Park a town in Long Island. If you were a kid between the ages of 10 to 17, you were there. Basically it was a way for people to test out Verizon FiOS, a high speed internet connection. A couple of kids from Berner Middle School got banned from the place for leaving a huge pile of bikes on the sidewalk. A lot of the rebellious punks and wiggers hung out there. It lasted the whole summer but it had to close down eventually; it was only supposed to show people what Verizon FiOS can do.
Oh, I'm so bored. I'm too lazy to go on Myspace at home so i'll just go to that Verizon FiOS place in the village and go on there.
by CheezNapkin August 1, 2008
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verizon

a hot whore of a cellphone company that takes it in the ass and gives great blowjobs, all to provide the best customer service
after "accidently" calling africa....

verizon customer service rep: "hello, how may i help you today?"
me: "yes i just accidently called africa, can i get the charges taken off my bill?"
verizon customer service rep: "sure thing, would you like a complimentary blowjob with that, or to assfuck me as well?"
me: "you betcha"
by thexfunnyxman December 30, 2009
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A terrible SNL performance that my sister forced me to watch.
Danny: When is it going to be over?
Lynn: Only 8 minutes left.
Danny: WHAT?! What even is this song?!
Lynn: It's All Too Well (10 Minute Version) (Taylor's Version).
by Sickbeet December 17, 2022
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Verisonal

"Oh man, how did that date go last night?"
"It ended up alright, we ended up doing verisonal."
by FireElegy July 21, 2017
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Verifonium

An object which destroys everything it touches
I just lost my desk to Verifonium.
by Yesplease1981 November 6, 2014
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