Verbal Roofie

A statement (usually a joke) that completely incapacitates the listener, rendering them unable to do anything but laugh on the ground for a short amount of time.

Tom- "Ryan, why is Kate on the floor?"
Ryan- "I just gave her a verbal roofie."
Tom- "Nice."

by Team T.O.A.S.T. August 21, 2009

Verbal Machinegun

Verbal Machinegun: The act of a person talking so much and so fast, its like being hit with words spat forth from a machinegun.

Bob: "So there I was, I was like, oh my god, that chick is so hot I just wanted to do here you know? I can't believe how hot she is, do you think she'll do me? I mean if I buy her enough drinks she might but who really knows if she will or not because women are-"

Bill: "Dude, you're a verbal machinegun! Slow down!"

by odeg October 20, 2009

Veraska'd

having your portraits taken by the most talented, funnest, coolest photographers...

"Your senior pics rock! Where did you go?"

"I was Veraska'd"

"I had my senior pics done..have YOU been Veraska'd yet?"

by lvme March 6, 2010

Verbal CV

When someone tells you their whole life plan in an unsolicited monologue as small talk.

When you ask about someone's day and they expound on everything that they ever accomplished.

Bob: Hey Mike! How are you?

Mike: Great. I just saved half of the rainforest, and liberated Tibet. I am now planning on devoting my time to feeding dying orphans in Africa, and...

Bob: Yo! I didn't ask for your Verbal CV.

by Unicorn86 April 20, 2010

Verbaled

to verbal; to verbally destroy another person, through insults, statements, etc.

shut up bitch you like like mr miyagi with a bowlcut, you go to school in a v-neck and skinny-jeans and try to jerk in sketchers, get verbaled ya fag

by idiriopi August 31, 2010

Verbal Yoga

A conversation with someone, who helps you relax your mind, body and soul. You feel rejuvenated after the interaction. What physical yoga does to your body , verbal yoga does that to your mind

After a hard days work and grueling hours spent at office, a verbal yoga session with my friend helps me unwind

by Shonai October 11, 2010

verbal diarrhentia

Nonsensical verbal diarrhea. Blathering a neverending stream of craziness at someone who has no interest in and/or cannot understand what you're talking about without a break in "conversation" allowing for them to politely escape.

Stay away from Bob today, his verbal diarrhentia kept me trapped in the break room for an hour.

by verbal assault victim December 13, 2010