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Buttering The Vegetable

When you ejaculate on a person in a vegetative state. Then, smear it on that person like butter.
You think you got lucky, i was buttering the vegetable last night.
by w0wzzerrs April 17, 2020
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Vegetable

Really, it doesnt take miracles or Jesus to get up and walk again, it's as simple for most people as (fear of) not wanting to be a vegetable for the rest of your life. It's not a matter of being a fighter or miracles, it's a matter of what you wont get to do if you dont get up and walk again.
Not wanting to be a vegetable will keep most people going to physical therapy and all the other stuff, most people will try things they wouldn't usually try when being a vegetable is the other thing you could do. In that sense, no Jesus, black, white, or olive skinned dark haired Jew can be your miracle, you'd have to be your own miracle in that sense, and crawl and take your baby steps all over again until your body remembers how to walk again if you have to. Then do the physical therapy. What would make a cop shoot somebody in the back 7 times, it's almost to the point they seem to try and outdo what they did to trigger the last unrest by lowering the bar a little more to limbo under it. The last one died without suffering more than 10 minutes, they want this one to suffer a little longer. One has no life, and now this one has no legs.
by Solid Mantis August 25, 2020
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Anarcho-Vegetism

Anarcho-vegetism is a dialectic acceleration of the supreme form of anarcho-monarchism: the always celebrated anarcho-maoism. Anarcho-vegetism deterritorializes anarcho-stalinism to reterritorialize it in a xenoimproved version of the maximum outcome of the dialectic development between posadist-demonology and trotzkist-luxembourghism.

The final aufhebung, the lichtung on the plan d'immanence and the always covet left unity is anarcho-vegetism. Here we can find an eternal peace founded on the Union of self-government principalities, the "sayan-soviets", around the worlds.
A friend: "I'm wondering, if anarcho-vegetism is the perfection of communism, how will be the typical person in this kind of society?"

Me, an intellectual: "You have to imagine every person in anarcho-vegetism as a multitude of Vegetas. A body without organ that is the platonic form of Vegeta as the Ubermensch. Vegeta has the perfect balance between the Apollonian and Dionysian Spirit: the will to regulate his training, the pride to guide him towards the Wille zur Macht"
by Meta-communism May 8, 2020
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moving the vegetables

Drinking alcoholic beverages, specifically beer
I went out with Brad last night and we were moving the vegetables!
by JacobWhite6 April 23, 2023
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space vegetable

one of the biggest minds of the 21st. century, used to star in music videos such as Satisfaction- by benny

benassy .
"oh that space vegetable was delicious for my brain"
"whats cookin? science"
by CatFishTeGreat April 13, 2017
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Chill like a vegetable

To sit there and do nothing. To be lazy, chill and relax.
I am going to get a blanket, sit on the couch and chill like a vegetable
by Beckman5_01 February 7, 2024
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Buttering The Vegetable

When you cum on a person in a vegetative state amd smear it on them like butter.
Bro, you think you had a great night? I was buttering the vegetable!
by w0wzzerrs April 17, 2020
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