VSCO milk

VSCO girls love to be all natural with their 'oatmilk' and 'almond' trends - the latest milk trend coming straight from their own breasts.

Aged milk from breasts 45+ yrs and older considered vintage and costs extra.
Breast milk cheese available at the local Trader Joe's.
VM cream coming soon to a Whole Foods near you.

Starbucks worker: "What kind of milk ya want"
VSCO girl: "Im all good, I make my own"
Starbuck worker: "I see you on that new age VSCO milk shelly I see you"

by Shellyandhermomlovecows December 4, 2019

Vsco gorl

Sksksksksksksk

I hate Vsco gorls
I'll be your Vsco gorl wear scruncies till I die

by Freddie mercury is acat lover October 20, 2019

VSCO girl

These mysterious people can be found all over the country, wearing puka shell necklaces, birks, crocs, and scrunchies. Their natural habitat is a trampoline. If you are an e-girl, watch out, they will bean you with their hydroflasksksksk. ANDIOOP--

Turtles:Plz send help!! Im being kidnapped!!!
VSCO girls: Quiet pretty boy!!!

by Fijiwater444 October 27, 2019

Vsco girl

An annoying life-style from TikTok. Usually wears oversized tees, scrunchies on their wrists, vans/birks/crocs and always has a hydro flask.

a person: omg Carly is such a vsco girl!
other person: she’s always wearing a scrunchy.

by nobodytoyou November 11, 2019

VSCO Girl

"VSCO" Girls are a group of mainly female (yes they contain man) people in which use a disliked app called TikTok(Formerly known as Music.Ly) for uploading Memes and Vines of their own due to this we are counting them as an enemy (for gamers weebs etc...) because of stealing our concept and some of *our own* memes and songs which we know from games like undertale or other music which usually played by gamers (for example Spooky Scary Skeletons). Some may knowladge them as "Basic Girls" they usually can be identified by helping to save the earth and using HydroFlask waterbottles etc.. and may be found in field by making the sound "sksksksksk".

Jake: "Hey you know her?"
Paul: "Yeah it's that VSCO Girl, She uploads to TikTok."
Jake: "I hate them, they are stealing our memes."

by lolcraftafk January 27, 2020

vsco depression

When scrolling through VSCO makes you feel the need for an amazing boyfriend who loves you VSCO boyfriend and a best friend to do cute shit with together. When you lack these things it makes you depressed

Damn, VSCO depression really hits me hard.
I know man, me too. I had to delete the app.

by Whatever in the mornin April 22, 2019

vsco girls

annoying fuckers who wear scrunchies and use hydroflasks and go sksksksks and I oop

THEY LOVE TURTLES

That vsco girls are annoying bitches

by grasarlia December 6, 2019