These mysterious people can be found all over the country, wearing puka shell necklaces, birks, crocs, and scrunchies. Their natural habitat is a trampoline. If you are an e-girl, watch out, they will bean you with their hydroflasksksksk. ANDIOOP--
VSCO girls love to be all natural with their 'oatmilk' and 'almond' trends - the latest milk trend coming straight from their own breasts.
Aged milk from breasts 45+ yrs and older considered vintage and costs extra.
Breast milk cheese available at the local Trader Joe's.
VM cream coming soon to a Whole Foods near you.
Starbucks worker: "What kind of milk ya want"
VSCO girl: "Im all good, I make my own"
Starbuck worker: "I see you on that new age VSCO milkshelly I see you"
"VSCO" Girls are a group of mainly female (yes they contain man) people in which use a disliked app called TikTok(Formerly known as Music.Ly) for uploading Memes and Vines of their own due to this we are counting them as an enemy (for gamers weebs etc...) because of stealing our concept and some of *our own* memes and songs which we know from games like undertale or other music which usually played by gamers (for example Spooky Scary Skeletons). Some may knowladge them as "Basic Girls" they usually can be identified by helping to save the earth and using HydroFlask waterbottles etc.. and may be found in field by making the sound "sksksksksk".
Jake: "Hey you know her?"
Paul: "Yeah it's that VSCO Girl, She uploads to TikTok."
Jake: "I hate them, they are stealing our memes."
When scrolling through VSCO makes you feel the need for an amazing boyfriend who loves you VSCO boyfriend and a best friend to do cute shit with together. When you lack these things it makes you depressed
Damn, VSCO depression really hits me hard.
I know man, me too. I had to delete the app.