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Otto Von Clutch 

Otto Von Clutch is a up & Coming Wrestler based out of Knokx Pro Academy.
OvC was a Surfer before he became a professional Wrestler! Beating Pro surfer Kelly Slater, Jon Jon Flores at the US open pre warm ups!

Otto was trained under Rikishi, Gangrel, Count of California Black Pearl & Sinn Bodhi.
Otto has been seen as a security guard on WWE.

He was seen in Oakland a lot during 2018-2020 working for a company called HoodSlam!
Now you can check him at on Fire Tv with DEVOTION Championship Wrestling
Otto Has performed in Hawaii, New Mexico, California, Washington, Utah, Nevada, Texas, and just to name a few!!!

Otto Teamed with WWF legend Gangrel back in August for fighting words promotions.
He was also seen on the Amazon Prime Movie Kingdom of Gladiators The Tournament
Plus in a Music Video by Iron and Wine song called everyone's summer of 96
Dude that's Otto Von Clutches wave!
Don't touch the Clutch!
Yeah Brahhh Kadabra !
Figure out the Rest!
Totally Clutch
Otto Von Clutch by Wrestling fan! November 23, 2020
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Lorenzo Von Matterhorn 

Lorenzo Von Matterhorn was born in Switzerland in the spring of 1974. He was placed in a basket and tossed into a river immediately following his birth. After traveling downstream for miles, he was found by a young Milanese woman who raised him, naming his Lorenzo after her father, and Von Matterhorn to reflect his Swiss heritage.

Lorenzo was diagnosed with a condition called phallumegally (bigness of penis) at a young age. He grew up unable to ride a bike or feel comfortable in a locker room or a regular pair of shorts. He has applied for penis reduction surgery many times, but the doctors have said that, sadly, that is not an option.

He is the founder of Von Matterhorn Industries International Unlimited Global Inc., or VMIIUGI, and was once named billionaire of the week by Big Business Journal.

See The Lorenzo Von Matterhorn.
By pretending to be Lorenzo Von Matterhorn, Barney managed to convince a woman to sleep with him.
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Smokin that von pack

How to make unlimited friends in chicago (only works while wearing blue colored clothing)
I went to chicago in a blue hoodie and shouted “SMOKIN THAT VON PACK!” and i made so many friends!!1!

Otto von Bismarck 

A brilliant, pragmatic statesman and who worked to unify Germany and was the first Chancellor of the German Empire.
He practiced Realpolitik, a pragmatic approach that is often represented as Machiavellian.
He was called the Iron Chancellor because of a speech he made saying that "The great questions of the time will not be resolved by speeches and majority decisions...but by iron and blood."

He predicted that World War I will start because of "some damned fool thing in the Balkans."

Putting his poster on your office is a great way to piss off uber liberal college students.
"A conquering army on the border will not be stopped by eloquence."

"He who has his thumb on the purse has the power."

-Otto von Bismarck

SL students shit a brick when they see a picture of Otto von Bismarck on my professor's wall.
Otto von Bismarck by dangcmange2 November 29, 2009

King Von 

King Von is a 26 year old rapper from O Block in Chicago he is associated with OTF and is a absolute demon and most important...

bitch he not from 63rd
Is that king von?

Yeah bitch he not from 63rd
King Von by xCodeRed5 September 7, 2020
Stands for the same as We Won and comes from Forsen's streams. Some day one of his viewers found an african pastor Lul who 1) looked hilarious 2) had lul as his name, and there you go, cancerous music, daily quest: get forsen to click this link twice and ZULUL emote.
Chat: *spams the link*
Forsen: *clicks it*
Chat: *spams Vi Von ZULUL*
Vi Von by untilted October 3, 2018

Ferdinand Von Aegir 

Ferdinand Von Aegir is a character in Fire emblem Three houses.
He simply goes by the name of Ferdinand

His family is under the Adrestian empire. Ruled by the soon-to-be-empress Edelgard
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His name is often forgotten so don’t hesitate to say “I am Ferdinand von Aegir” whenever you go.
“Who’s that gentlemen in three houses with orange hair and a noble?”

“His name is Ferdinand von Aegir. “