a big pile of poo in a urinal

Usually means when there's a pile of poo in a urinal.

I needed to take a piss but there was a big pile of poo in a urinal, so I used the sinks

by Monkeygrease September 3, 2005

World Urinal Day

World Urinal Day is celebrated on the 8th of March (the same as International Woman's Day) in direct retaliation of "World Toilet Day" being held on the 19th of November (the same as International Mens Day).

Dude - are you celebrating International Woman's Day today. Nah mate, it's World Urinal Day.

by -Spudling- November 19, 2019

Frosting the urinal cake

The act of taking a shit in a urinal.

Chuck is in there frosting the urinal cake to troll the bourgeois hotel guests.

by Shuck E Darns July 18, 2013

I'm not gay urinal

the buffer urinal you leave between you and another guy if convenient.

guy 1: Dude, that guy in the bathroom was totally pissing in the urinal next to mine.
guy 2: Whaat? He didn't leave a I'm not gay urinal in between you two?

by mboz December 12, 2008

The Urinal

Derogatory term for Wrigley Field; commonly used by White Sox fans; describes the pungent odor of the stadium due to the open trough urinals, leaky plumbing, and poor aim of drunken frat jocks.

I went to the Urinal to watch the Crosstown Classic, but couldn't enjoy it because some Flub fan fratboy spilled his beer on me in the third inning.

by Ryan Z.C. May 23, 2006

semen urinal

a chick that's seen and sucked more cock than a toilet has come in contact with.

Guy 1: Damn, that chick blew 10 dudes last night
Guy 2: Yea man, she's a semen urinal

by youreadirtygirl July 28, 2009

sacrificial urinal

A urinal between two occupied urinals that is left open to avoid crowding and embarrassing misunderstandings

Alien: Why do human males only use every other urinal?

Guy: So strangers won't see our cocks or think we're looking at their cocks. We call the empty one "the sacrificial urinal."

Alien: Why is it such a big deal to see each other's cocks? Or why can't you just say "I'm not going to look at your cock if you don't look at mine?"

Guy: I definitely wouldn't believe somebody if they told me that, plus it offers no protection against bumping into each other.

by 8bAllv1lla1n November 5, 2009