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calabash uncle

A Hawaiian term for a male friend of the family so close that he is considered family. Often with a closer relationship to the kid and parents than a godparent.
I could always count on seeing my calabash uncle on football Sunday.
by Stumpy Keates Esq. January 10, 2009
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Uncle Kevin

The best Uncle there could possibly be. He is funny and bald. He always spoils his favorite niece. He is very sarcastic. And he likes to sit on his A$$ alot for fun (:
He is probably the specialist old man you'll ever meet.
by Your favorite niece May 14, 2014
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Filthy Uncle

A animated short, containing crude and shocking gags.
I saw the best Filthy Uncle yesterday... It had Oprah and Ellen in 2 girls 1 cup
by GoldenG25 October 16, 2008
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uncle taj

A person of Indian/Pakistani/Bangladeshi/Sri Lankan descent who is excessively obedient or servile to white people, or regarded as betraying their cultural or social allegiance.

A South Asian person who does not believe they share the same problems with other people of color and often side with white people since they are considered "model minorities" and don't experience the same forms of racism.
"Did you hear that Rajesh joined the Young Republicans club?"
Yeah he's really becoming an uncle taj; I heard he was defending that white guy who likes to say the n-word too.
by Bajmahal June 8, 2020
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Uncle Samsonite

The glorious interdimensional God. With powers on par with Mama Kathy and Chef Boyardee. To this great magnificent creature off brand items from Kroger and Wal-mart are signs of infidelity. To capture his presence one must play 'Pony' by Ginuwine.
Uncle Samsonite, is a devorer of memes.
by Dankmemes4jesus July 7, 2018
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Uncle Doug

The act of tugging your own penis. Having a Tug!
Hey mate, I walked in the toilets and saw Chris having an Uncle Doug, he's wrong man.
by Brad Gray August 14, 2009
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Uncle Shamus

Having sexual intercourse with someone while playing the bagpipes. This does not usually attract many bystanders therefore it is useful when wanting some privacy
You should have heard it, my parents were doing the Uncle Shamus last night, I had to get out of there
by RadientEclipse June 28, 2011
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