Yellow Umbrella

An umbrella in the TV series How I Met Your Mother. Tracy leaves it at a bar on St, Patrick's day, and Ted finds it and keeps it until he leaves it in Cindy's apartment in season 5. Tracy, being Cindy's roommate, gets her umbrella back. When Ted and Tracy finally meet, they argue about whose umbrella it really is.

Yellow Umbrella

Ted: That's my umbrella. I left it at Cindy's. You totally stole my umbrella.
Tracy: What? No, I didn't!

by notbarneystinson June 6, 2020

Eco-friendly Umbrella

Means that you use a tree or a bush as an umbrella. Basically because you're too damn mean to buy one. You can also make it a little more realistic by non-watering it, so it would become yellow.

Alejandro: Hey Sha, forecast says it's going to be really HOT this summer. Are you buying an umbrella for the yard?
Shayan: God NO! I've just kept my tree with no water during all the spring so now it is yellow dry Eco-friendly Umbrella and I can use it to sit in the shade!

by aiannucci December 17, 2008

umbrella handle

A female is giving a man a handjob, when the penis gets hard enough, she squeezes the tip, causing it to spurt. If it does a somewhat vertical stream upwards, the woman has 'gripped the umbrella handle.'

Boy 1: She totally gave me a GREAT umbrella handle!
Boy 2: Dude, sick.

Girl 1: I think I gripped the umbrella handle amazing.
Girl 2: Yuck!
Girl 1: No, it was actually a good rush.

by Big.J April 20, 2009

UmbrellaSexual

Someone who is Sexually attracted to umbrellas or just romantically attracted to them.

Henry: Me and my umbrella had fun last night I must be an UmbrellaSexual
Paul: Bro that's lit
Henry: Yeah man you should try it

by EmoKid225 March 27, 2020

Pink Umbrella

To stick an umbrella up someone's butt and open it.

My husband made me so angry today I just wanted to give him the pink umbrella!

by Hateful Hooker & Frosty Bitch May 12, 2010

devil's umbrella

Poison hemlock or water hemlock, Conium and Cicuta respectively. They are both deadly poisonous umbelliferous plants. The poisons in these plants act differently: Poison hemlock (the hemlock of Socrates' time) contains coniine, which causes ascending paralysis and suffocation, and water hemlock contains cicutoxin, which causes violent convulsions and nervous system collapse.

That's a devil's umbrella, Johnny. Don't even THINK of picking it!

by pentozali June 18, 2009

bitch umbrella

someone who is a jerk, and needs to get a life. someone who is umbelieveably mean.

John- man your a bitch umbrella!!!!!!

by crystilemchottness August 19, 2011