Ultimate Monte

The very essance of hippyness... This is the patchuli wearing... beard toting women, or men. These are the people that still burn their bra's on the barbecue and picket... even if it is only a rebellion of one.

Betsy had reached the ultimate monte when her leg hair was long enough to braid.

by Ktimothy September 4, 2008

Ultimate Chotch

A person, usually male, who must always be number one, by any means necessary, such as in sports, sexual relationships, badass things. The Ultimate Chotch is usually bullshitting, is terrible at lying, and if caught in a lie, will only lie their way out to try to cover it up. They are usually very insecure and scared what others will say. They tend to not be liked by many people, and the people they are slightly liked by get very annoyed of them very quickly. There is nothing worse then having an ultimate chotch nearby, and the only cure is:
1) the ultimate chotch losing in a fight, wether it be a beakshow or a fistfight
2) the ultimate chotch moving, or having an epiphany of their ego.

Ultimate Chotch: Yeah me and these twins fucked at my house, *gives details that no one needed to hear*

Brian: We didn't need to hear that and no one cares.

Ultimate Chotch: the twins do
*later*
Brian to twins: Did you and (insert name) screw last night?

Twins: Eww no hes gross! He tried to get on us but i smacked him.

by Brian90210 November 15, 2011

Ultimate Taekwondon't

When a Martial Arts instructor attempts to demonstrate a technique, skill or breaking demonstration to their students and fails in a very obvious and embarrasing manner usually resulting in akward silence and lowered credibility for the instructor and the school.

Master Dennis attempted to break 6 bricks last night in class and totally failed! Even after 4 attempts he couldn't get through them all. It was a joke, what a phony. He even had the nerve to say afterward that he has never missed a break. Bet he won't do that again in front of everyone. That Fat Pussy. Thought we were supposed to be learing Ultimate Taekowndo, more like Ultimate Taekwondon't.

Example 2, Saw a great Ultimate Taekwondon't at practice tonight. Mikey tried to show us how to do that spin kick on the heavy bags and fell right on his fucking ass. That lazy fuck has no business wearing a uniform let alone a 4th degree black belt! That fat fuck!

by The Original Karate Kid March 14, 2011

Ultimative Cheesiness

Outrageously sweet and romantic stuff

Example of Ultimative Cheesiness
Her: Even though you're 6 hours behind me, I still see you in my future
Him: Even though you're 6 hrs ahead, I won't give up the chase

by XReign February 15, 2021

Ultimate Jew

Eli Spivak is an Ultimate Jew because he only talks about Jewish things and wears a yamika.

He is missing this party for a Batmitzvah... What an Ultimate Jew

by Lucy Cochran May 14, 2015

Ultimate bamf

Someone who sneaks out of their house while grounded. Usually to participate in activities like drinking, hook ups, or watching pixar movies.

1 - Wow Lili is the Ultimate Bamf
2 - I know!! I heard she snuck out to get drunk with the biker guys.
1 - Yeh, then ditched them and went to watch Pixar with her other Ultimate bamf friend!

by Lucy Cypher April 12, 2011

ultimate feast

When a guy is eating filet mignon while his girl gives him a blowjob, then the girl spits the load on mash potatoes, and then eats the mash potatoes with a fork.

Yo that girl is so freaky she gave that guy an ultimate feast!

by The Cool Guy 777 November 22, 2013