Typoenza

Typoenza, commonly known as typos, is an infectious disease of computers and humans caused by trojan viruses of the family ikantyproperli (the typoenza viruses). In humans, common symptoms of typoenza are dumbness, stupidity, bad keyboards, strange hand movements, coughing, weakness and general discomfort.1 In more serious cases, typoenza causes speech impediments, which can be fatal, particularly with online communities.

This is a bery bad sexample fo typoenza.

by Kedessa January 13, 2008

Typolytis

Typolytis is a condition which most often affects those who do a great deal of online messaging, social networking or sometimes when just typing in general. Sometimes people such as this have typed so much and on a bad day will make constant spelling mistakes or typographical errors, one after the other.

Jill: Hi' how arey ou tody/?
Jack: WTF??
Jiil: Oops sorry hving a typolytis attack today! My typins ReALLY bad!!@

Jack: OK

by Valley_Cat February 22, 2011

typocreep

(c.) -- The increasing number of keyboarding errors (called typos) that find their way into print newspaper stories and online articles and blogs.

"It seems as if nobody proofreads their blogs or news articles anymore. This typocreep is beginning to get out of hand!"

-- overheard at a watercooler in an office building in Manhattan, April 16, 2011

by PRwiz101 May 10, 2011

Typhoon check

When someone blows you off way past the typical Rain-check. Just happens, ya know?

Sorry babe, I have to babysit my little sister again. Typhoon check?

by marioyoshiluigi August 23, 2012

Typo Stroke

Misspelling a number of words while typing and not realizing it immediately.

John: So I tuld yo abut whee I am ging tomrrow, okau?

Mad Max: What? Did you just have a typo stroke?

by Romrom June 14, 2012

typhoon slam

When a man picks his partner up by her eye sockets, by sticking his middle and index fingers into her eyes, then penetrates her arse with his penis and lets her fall onto the floor, hopefully cracking her head open in the process. Often used in snuff movies

I typhoon slammed my girlfriend last night. Need a new one now. She's dead

by Dave Sex Pest October 30, 2013

typogasm

That giddy feeling one gets when they have run out of insults but see a typo they can correct.

Jane says:your an idiot
Dick says:you're*
Jane says: Nice Typogasm, Dick. Did that relieve some of that pent up tension?

by Alan S. Shole November 5, 2015