Twig ass

1 - When a guy is so god damn skinny, that you can literally punch him and he'll be crying for his mommy

2 - When a girl has a super flat ass

Literally that guy's a twig ass. I can take him down by just slapping him

by Umumum yes October 14, 2019

twigged

pull a muscle, strain suddenly

I really twigged my back gardening

by Hullgirl July 17, 2017

twig-packer

one who manages to pack every varient of marijuana's twigs and stems inro any voriety of any said "bowl". Said packer should gloriously be celebrated for realizing the surprisingly high value of the simple fodder and sulken frenzies of fresh grain and its abilities to release the value of potential grain. Twig-packers are the efficieny makers of buying grass clippings (if you know what I mean ;) ). Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha... Ha... Ha... HaHar...," (Overly drawn out like a Family Guy joke.) Ha! Go fuck yourself."

Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha... Ha... Ha... HaHar...," (Overly drawn out like a Family Guy joke.) Ha! Go fuck yourself, twig-packer..."

by TBMoer July 9, 2010

Twigging

The use of fallen twigs and/or branches for physical gratification.

I was outside twigging to reach climax

by JDSings April 22, 2025

twig !#8989

the most amazing person on this planet and deserves to be loved very much since they are the best

“twig !#8989 is so amazing, Ozzie loves him so much!!”

by Ozzie !#4592 July 23, 2021

Twig

The size of your penis

Your penis is the size of a twig

by Ellarhansen October 26, 2019

Slap-Twig Comedy

A comedy that tries to be slap-stick, but falls short, usually a failed sequel of a great original.

I went to see a much anticipated sequel to a great slap-stick comedy, but it wasn't even close to being on par with the original, it was more of a Slap-Twig Comedy.

by Eraudog July 27, 2025