owenp123

owen p thinks he’s good at fortnite so he challenged a guy named charlie. surprisingly he won. due to his penis shaped tentacle, and his rasin bran testies, we like to call owen p oswald. owen sometimes is horny, but then we remind him he’s a virgin. however, he may soon lose his virginity to a girl named sofia romeo or seton dill. when you put the pickle and the dill together, it creates a twig named ryan matulonis. owen is known for having a short temper and terrible roasts toward those who roast him first. owen is as short as his temper.

person 1: did u guys hear what owenp123 did after school

person 2: no he’s a thot

person 1: same

by ryanvano43 February 20, 2019

ryan twig

this kid. how do we explain. he shits leaves and falls off trees. his mom is like a billion years old. he drinks dirt water. he has recently recovered from a broke pinky, and can now play basketball. however, he looks like mario when he shoots. he wishes he could be like kelvin when he shoots, a pure sharp, but nope. also, he dated a girl named brianna. she a thot bitch hoe. also he killed XXX.

person 1: ew what’s that walking twig

person 2: are you blind that’s ryan twig

person 1: my bad

by ryanvano43 February 20, 2019