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fuck twig

A penis that is very thin, and often times also slightly bent, thus resembling a twig.
Cynthia: "I love Brian, and his little fuck twig."
Jennifer: " Ah, bless him."
by Monkey Bobby August 26, 2016
mugGet the fuck twigmug.

twig nob

A defamatory word to express discomfort towards a person/situation.
"Your friend was being weird today"
"Ya, he was acting like a twig nob"
by Twiggy's May 30, 2024
mugGet the twig nobmug.

Twig nibbler

A) an insulting name for someone who is gay

B) a woman who gives blowjobs to her husband who has a small cock
God Eric is such a twig nibbler

I’ve heard Sharron is a twig nibbler, supposedly her husband has a tiny cock
by Redwolfchild May 4, 2024
mugGet the Twig nibblermug.

Twig

A weak-ass pussy ; a weak ass bitch
You’re such a fucking twig. You can’t even lift.
by what is life October 14, 2017
mugGet the Twigmug.

Twigging

Tripping/Tweaking/Bugging

If one is twigging, they have just said a twig. This logically makes sense, because a twig is skinny and fragile; a twig is hard to support. Thus, it is synonymous to tripping, because if someone is tripping, they have just said something that is crazy, or hard to support.
Nah, you're twigging bro.
by dingDongEatItUp November 22, 2024
mugGet the Twiggingmug.

Twig

To be made aware of, to recognize, to cotton on, decipher, to get it!
When I saw the footprints it took me a while to twig to who made them.
by Kleact Novich March 3, 2021
mugGet the Twigmug.

Friggin’ the twig

To masturbate with a semi
I had to brutally wank that out by friggin’ the twig
by I Smeldit August 31, 2021
mugGet the Friggin’ the twigmug.

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