Titanic Turd

A longer than usual turd that breaks in half on its way down.

Dude, i just backed out a massive titanic turd.

by kungfumermaid March 3, 2015

The Amber Turd

This is a sexual activity where a woman eats Taco Bell, shits on her partner's pillow, shoves his face in it while pegging him, then calls the cops on him for sexual assault.

"I'm currently in jail with pinkeye because my girlfriend gave me The Amber Turd"

by WeldJesus April 27, 2022

turd blower

The butthole, anus, asshole, poop chute, turd hole, shit pipe,

I want that whore to play my meat whistle with her turd blower.

by Irving Fryer May 14, 2011

turd tornado

A political term coined by journalist, Ben Shapiro, it is another term for Donald Trump and his failed bid for the White House.

Donald Trump is a turd tornado, which is , "like a 'Sharknado' except with poop."

by LaughingAloud August 24, 2016

turd bourbon

The orange to brown,or sometimes green liquid found in a long unflushed toilet full of dissolving turd.

We wanted to do our own bumfight type video,so we paid this crackhead to drink a 40.oz bottle full of turd bourbon.

by Trace Thaggard March 17, 2005

Turd in a Tuxedo

Something or someone of inferior quality masquerading as high class. Donald Trump in the embodiment of a 'Turd in a Tuxedo."

You can dress a turd in a tuxedo, but at the end of the day it is still a turd.

by LaughingAloud October 13, 2019

audio-turd

term coined by Tom Griswold of The Bob and Tom Show for a song that really sucks bad

Hey, have you heard Lady Gaga's latest audio-turd?

by Mr.Juan-derful December 24, 2010