Definitions by WeldJesus

The Amber Turd

This is a sexual activity where a woman eats Taco Bell, shits on her partner's pillow, shoves his face in it while pegging him, then calls the cops on him for sexual assault.

"I'm currently in jail with pinkeye because my girlfriend gave me The Amber Turd"

The Amber Turd by WeldJesus April 27, 2022