a double cheeseburger, on top of a mcchicken, on top of a double cheeseburger. all compacted into 1300 calories and 62 grams of fatty goodness.
by F IT Ultimate September 24, 2007
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Turbo Cocking should not be confused with totally trashing some poor cat with sharpie all over their face and body. Turbo Cocking is meant to be subtle and not obvious.
The truest and most awesome form of the action is to Turbo Cock a total stranger who is passed out somewhere. The person will have no idea where it came from and will forever ponder who it was that owned his punk ass.
Upon discovering that you have been Turbo Cocked, you must know that you deserved it for being a pussy and passing out. Anyone who gets upset or cries about getting Turbo Cocked instantly becomes a Faggot.
Turbo Cocking should not be confused with totally trashing some poor cat with sharpie all over their face and body. Turbo Cocking is meant to be subtle and not obvious.
The truest and most awesome form of the action is to Turbo Cock a total stranger who is passed out somewhere. The person will have no idea where it came from and will forever ponder who it was that owned his punk ass.
Upon discovering that you have been Turbo Cocked, you must know that you deserved it for being a pussy and passing out. Anyone who gets upset or cries about getting Turbo Cocked instantly becomes a Faggot.
"Dude, I got hammered last night and passed out on Jerm's couch and someone Turbo Cocked me. Awesome!"
"I was in the shower today and found a Turbo Cock on my back from 2 days ago. Awesome!"
"You see that homeless guy passed out on the sidewalk? Give me a sharpie, I am going to Turbo Cock that homeless piece of shit."
"I was in the shower today and found a Turbo Cock on my back from 2 days ago. Awesome!"
"You see that homeless guy passed out on the sidewalk? Give me a sharpie, I am going to Turbo Cock that homeless piece of shit."
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There are no unclimbable mountains, only mountains TURBO TIM has yet to climb. Turbo Tim went back in time on his turbo Apex and simulaneously deflected both bullets whizzing towards JFK. The president was so astonished his head exploded. Turbo Tim lifted a stock Apex twice. Turbo Tim thought about round house kicking an XP and it fell apart. Gravity effects YOU. Turbo Tim effects gravity.
by RMK1155 October 13, 2007
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by Fraser January 5, 2005
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by Hawker99 December 9, 2008
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Get the Turbo Virgin mug.A pun of such velocity, that it is more then just you're father's silly pun, it is deemed a turbo pun (as seen in "powerthirst").
Turbo pun - "Energy for men! Menergy!"...."Turn that every-man into a BEVERYMAN. Bevery stands for beverage!!"
by silly12philly September 21, 2009
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