Divine Moments of Truth

DMT- Possibly the most intense psychedelic drug known to mankind. Sometimes called the "spirit molecule" it is a chemical that occurs naturally in a number of living organisms, as well as in the human brain at birth, while dreaming, and in the minutes leading into death. People have reported seeing alternate universes with alien, or elf-like inhabitants while tripping on Divine Moments of Truth. The trip itself lasts only 15-30 minutes, but due to its intensity, it seems to last a lot longer. It comes in several different formats, sometimes white and crystalline in appearance, other times looking more like red-brow clay. However, in every different format, it is always reputed to glow under a blacklight. It is EXTREMELY rare, so if your lucky enough to come across it, cherish the experience, because it's probably the closest you'll get to nirvana on this physical plane. ;)

I tripped on some Divine Moments of Truth with some friends last night, we traveled to a mystical parallel universe where the Mother-Goddess welcomed us into her temple and revealed to us the meaning of life. We stayed with her in that paradise for what seemed like years, but when we finally returned to our physical plane, it had only been 20 minutes. :/

by Miss Baby Gurl April 17, 2014

truthdig

hyper righteous web journal which entertains some of the most vapid comments ever written by hands with opposable thumbs. apocalyptic doers good gone bad.

this just in from the sanctified offies of truthdig; rush limbaugh is a mean-spirited blowhard, glenn beck holding fay wray hostage atop empire state building threatening world's soy milk supply, oh the humanity (excepting our commenters).

by lexicali slim September 26, 2009

Truth

An expression to show agreement.

Person 1: This club is bumpin'!
Person 2: Truth!

by Mrs. Thunders4 October 5, 2009

truthiness

An opinion of what is true, unincumbered by the facts

There is truthiness to WMD in Iraq, Bill Orielly, and the fox channel,

by Tahitikev August 30, 2006

truthism

1."Telling something like it is", often to the dismay of the conventional folk.
2.A website that will either make you shit bricks laughing (like me) or make you some severe paranoid type . Check out www.truthism.com.

From the top of my head:

I say: Most South Park or Boondock episodes carry some form of truthism in it's satire.

AND The people being subjected to the satire say: Lies! LIES! AAARRRGGGHHHH!

by stifffromtheneckup May 5, 2009

Sodomizing Gun of Truth

The act of shoving a gun (preferably a rifle or shotgun) into the anus of someone keeping a fact from you, and then threatening to pull the trigger if they don't tell you whatever you want to know.

Michael: Damnit Jake, tell me who tea-bagged me at last night's party!

Jake: No! I'll never tell!

Michael: Then say hello to my little friend, the Sodomizing Gun of Truth!

Jake: Oh shit! Okay fine, it was that fag Redgy!

Michael: Wrong answer bitch!

Jake: No I'm a virgin!

Michael: Spread em'!

Shotgun: (BOOM!)

Jake's Anus: (kersplat)!!!

Michael: That fool, he should've known that Redgy was to busy giving that other queer Ben a Cleveland Steamer to come and tea-bag me!

by FannyFondler and WaffleMan September 16, 2008

The Truth

The Truth is something that you normally think other people can't handle knowing. It is what you avoid ever having to give in order to keep up this little game that you tend to play with other peoples lives, instead you fead them lies to keep them as loyal pawns in this elaborate chess game we call life. Quite often the truth is replaced with a lie, that after a long period of time , starts to seem real.

The truth is that nobody can ever be trully honest with any other person, there will always be lies to mascarade it.

by Xero _ Manifest December 21, 2010