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Post Harry Potter Trauma

Post Harry Potter Sadness (also abbreviated as 'PHPT') is a mental condition where once an individual finishes watching/reading Harry Potter, they realize that the ships in Harry Potter are not together in real life and magic is non-existent as well since (almost) everything is scientific. Reportedly 95% of the people have this after finishing the series. Many try doing magic themselves, but doing so only disappoints them. PHPT can be temporary or everlasting. (PHPT occurs commonly in females on the realization that they cannot date 'Draco Malfoy')
"I just finished Harry Potter!"
"Oh, you'll have PHPT soon just like we all did."
"What's that?"
"Post Harry Potter Trauma."
"Oh."
by Kittycorn Me December 17, 2022
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Trauma Donger

It's when the Donger in a porn traumatizes you so you remember it for life.
I was watching this porn and I was super into it, and then the sexy girl daisy taylor pulled out her trauma donger.
by Psyclipityclops July 11, 2025
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trauma spill

An intense form of venting where you verbally unload your traumas onto someone else.
"Did you trauma spill to him?"

"Yeah I told him about how I was abandoned by my father as a child."
by Marina CubicZirconia December 3, 2019
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Drainer-Trauma

The feeling of being rejected and treated so poorly, that the username "Drainer" is actually draining you, both thinking and dealing with said person.
"Man, i am Drainer-Traumatized, i am mentally unstable, worn out and emotionally a wreck, i will never date him or talk to him again."
by Jagbens August 8, 2023
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TRAUMA PARK

Trauma Park is a deranged South Park alternate universe created by 1NV4D3R-ST4CKDR01D. a deranged and perverted male in his 20s. The AU starts off with Kyle Broflovski now 13 years old shooting up South Park Elementary
"Dude, did you read TRAUMA PARK? shits fucked up but it has a good plot" "Bro TRAUMA PARK is so fucked up, how dare someone write this, did he not think of the victims?"
by AK47Love September 10, 2023
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by MajorLeague1989Inspiration April 24, 2025
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Trauma Gone

Noun
Completely distraught.
When my mom died I was trauma gone.
by kydeelou February 21, 2021
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