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/ˈtreɪlər/ /pɑrk/ /bobcat/
trey-ler pahrk bob-kat
–noun,plural-cats, (especially collectively) -cat.
A much older and less attractive woman with less money than a "cougar" that attempts to prey upon men or boys in a pathetic attempt for attention or sex, having a brownish coat with black spots.
Trailer-park Bobcats are interested in any man no matter the age or body type, they are a desperate lot that would mate multiple times in one day if there were willing partners.
Unfortunately they are usually so repulsive that they spend their entire time hunting without success, unless they trap a unlucky, weakly and usually drunk poor soul of a man that has been known to commit suicide upon sobering and realizing that they had sex with such an awful creature.
They often travel on buses, bicycles or drive cars valued less than $500. You can often smell them well before ever seeing them. They are always filthy and dirty with flaking skin and matted ugly hair. A Trailer park bobcats tits are always sagging and often stretch down over their protruding belly. Their vaginas are always diseased and a dangerous place to insert a penis. They have been known to reuse condoms with multiple sex partners. They always smoke cigarettes and will often dig a used cigarette out of an ashtray and finish it.
/ˈtreɪlər/ /pɑrk/ /bobcat/
trey-ler pahrk bob-kat
–noun,plural-cats, (especially collectively) -cat.
A much older and less attractive woman with less money than a "cougar" that attempts to prey upon men or boys in a pathetic attempt for attention or sex, having a brownish coat with black spots.
Trailer-park Bobcats are interested in any man no matter the age or body type, they are a desperate lot that would mate multiple times in one day if there were willing partners.
Unfortunately they are usually so repulsive that they spend their entire time hunting without success, unless they trap a unlucky, weakly and usually drunk poor soul of a man that has been known to commit suicide upon sobering and realizing that they had sex with such an awful creature.
They often travel on buses, bicycles or drive cars valued less than $500. You can often smell them well before ever seeing them. They are always filthy and dirty with flaking skin and matted ugly hair. A Trailer park bobcats tits are always sagging and often stretch down over their protruding belly. Their vaginas are always diseased and a dangerous place to insert a penis. They have been known to reuse condoms with multiple sex partners. They always smoke cigarettes and will often dig a used cigarette out of an ashtray and finish it.
That Trailer park Bobcat won't leave me alone, ugh!! She smells awful!!
Do you see that woman looking at you? She is a Trailer park Bobcat, you should run!!
This Trailer park Bobcat just asked me to buy her a drink, I told her to hop back in her Pinto and drive away!
Do you see that woman looking at you? She is a Trailer park Bobcat, you should run!!
This Trailer park Bobcat just asked me to buy her a drink, I told her to hop back in her Pinto and drive away!
by ThatonKyaikto March 24, 2010
Get the Trailer Park Bobcat mug.Adjective - Used to describe exactly how drunk, high, fucked up, or whatever takes your fancy that you and/or your friends are/were.
This is not to be confused with faded, as being faded is a much lower level of fucked up than traded.
See examples below.
This is not to be confused with faded, as being faded is a much lower level of fucked up than traded.
See examples below.
Kyle - "Bro, I got so traded last night! Not like James Harden traded, like KG to the Celtics traded!"
Tim - "Ahh shit man, that's crazy man. Like you ain't no free agent? You was traded? Damn."
Mec - "I'm feelin' so traaadeddd!"
Tim - "Ahh shit man, that's crazy man. Like you ain't no free agent? You was traded? Damn."
Mec - "I'm feelin' so traaadeddd!"
by MecSoTraded November 16, 2012
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Someone who goes to Trader Joe's excessively and/or someone who exclusively uses all of their many fine food products. A Trader Joe's whore.
They are such Trader JoeHoes. They'll eat anything and everything in that store. Last week they went to TJ's twice because they had to get more "Yogurt Dill Papadums" and "Tofutti Hooray Frozen Sugar Free Soy Bars"!
by hidekoeng December 14, 2008
Get the Trader JoeHoe mug.Following an action or the transfer of an object from one party to another, vocalizing, "black, black no trade back" prevents the receiving party from returning the action or object to its originator.
After giving Quin a paper ball, his father says, "black, black no trade back", leaving Quin stuck with the object. He must keep or dispose of the ball without returning it to his father.
by LapisLazuli January 13, 2014
Get the black, black no trade back mug.To be taken advantage of in a most foul way while playing fantasy sports.
According to the FX show "The League", it is when a completely lopsided trade offer in a fantasy sport is accepted. It typically opens happens to n00bs.
According to the FX show "The League", it is when a completely lopsided trade offer in a fantasy sport is accepted. It typically opens happens to n00bs.
Person 1: I just pulled off a sweet deal in my Football league.
Person 2: Nice, who'd you get?
Person 1: I got Jamarcus Russell and traded Peyton Manning.
Person 2: Dude, you just got trade raped.
Person 2: Nice, who'd you get?
Person 1: I got Jamarcus Russell and traded Peyton Manning.
Person 2: Dude, you just got trade raped.
by MarWash November 20, 2009
Get the Trade Rape mug.A post-secondary alternative to college or university. Trade school is often a two-year degree with small classes and hands on training. This is achieved by rolling admission and allows for excellent student/teacher ratios.
An excellent choice for students obsessed with one certain interest, trade school rejects the college "well-rounded" approach and instead masters one specific topic. Like art school, these students often build portfolios to show potential employers, making them more desirable candidates.
The best part about trade school is the living situation. Since most of these schools don't accommodate students on campus, they live on their own in the real world. This allows them to get a jump start on their college-bound brethren who live in the artificial "bubble" of college campuses.
Due to the unprecedented amount of college graduates, the job market for them is extremely competitive. Not so much for associate degrees. Jobs such as electrician, plumber, carpenter, mechanic, and gunsmith will always be in demand, not to mention that they pay pretty well too.
It truly is the "working man's education"
An excellent choice for students obsessed with one certain interest, trade school rejects the college "well-rounded" approach and instead masters one specific topic. Like art school, these students often build portfolios to show potential employers, making them more desirable candidates.
The best part about trade school is the living situation. Since most of these schools don't accommodate students on campus, they live on their own in the real world. This allows them to get a jump start on their college-bound brethren who live in the artificial "bubble" of college campuses.
Due to the unprecedented amount of college graduates, the job market for them is extremely competitive. Not so much for associate degrees. Jobs such as electrician, plumber, carpenter, mechanic, and gunsmith will always be in demand, not to mention that they pay pretty well too.
It truly is the "working man's education"
Guy: Jeff just graduated from trade school and makes good money as an auto mechanic.
Girl: Eww I wouldn't want to do that.
Guy: Well, he does.
Girl: Eww I wouldn't want to do that.
Guy: Well, he does.
by Indomitable798 October 3, 2010
Get the Trade School mug.Skinny, usually chain-smoking white female with many poorly groomed kids running wild around her. Usually has a quick temper and a baby in one bony arm and her cigarette in the other arm, standing in front of her trailer. Usually works a series of low skilled jobs in quick order.
by JB Dude October 21, 2006
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