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Toledo Burrito

The act of wrapping an erect penis in a tortilla (flour or corn), then filling the tortilla with meat, rice, salsa, and other assorted ingredients. This contraption will then be used as a contraceptive while the man practices intercourse. The friction will result in the burrito cooking to a tasty, edible state. Bonus points are awarded to folks who use raw beef and successfully cook it to a medium or medium-well state.

A member of the Holy Toledo Trinity, along with the "Toledo Mosquito" and the "Toledo Funguito".
"I had the ingredients lying around, so I was like, 'Hey, Becky, do you want a Toledo Burrito?' and she was all, 'Yeah, I guess.' So I had sex with her with a burrito on my penis."
by The Earl of Teabag September 15, 2008
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University of Toledo

Toledo's apparent premier campus offering education in all subject matters especially Engineering, Business, and Law. Meant to drive every commuting student enrolled crazy by failing to provide sufficient parking. Also, foreign students and minorities make up the majority of this ghetto slum.
Person A: "Where you going to college bro?"

Person B: "not Toledo"
by Chris January 3, 2005
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Toledo Surprise

Sticking your dick inside a girl who is on her period and has a tampon already inserted
Dude...I tried to have sex with this girl last night when I realized she already had a tampon in and got a Toledo Surprise
by JookieAndSWoww November 3, 2013
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tonedeaf

The inability to identify good/enjoyable sounds.
PunkRockShitFace: YYEEAA, this music kickass!!! *Starts to scream so close to a microphone, he can lick it*
normal: your fucking tonedeaf
by qwertyy37 October 10, 2005
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Steel Toed

When a person is steel toed, they are a person who shows up to an event, running late and of course wearing the incorrect shoes for the job. This person will end up appearing as a douche in front of a large group of people.
Guy 1:Hey where is joe?
Guy 2: Ah.. he is running probably late.

Joe: Hey guys what did i miss?

Guy 1: hey joe, where are your boots?

Joe: AH..garsh..i forgot again..

Guy 2: HAHA look its steel toed JOE!

Guy 1: Or should I say steel CHODE joe!!
by dnart November 2, 2009
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Toledo Knee buster

When a person jumps off the Carlson library stairs and ends up tearing their ACL. Bonus points for convincing other people that is happened during basketball
Kyle just did a Toledo knee buster, and he told everyone that he even got fuckin bonus points!
by kg10 January 21, 2011
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Toked Thursday

When you don't have any alcohol on a Thursday night to celebrate Thirsty Thursday, but you have weed. So instead you just smoke a ton.
Guy#1: Hey it's Thirsty Thursday...lets get wasted!
Guy#2: Nah man, Toked Thursday... LET'S GET GEEKED UP!!!
by sum kidd January 27, 2011
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