The act of wrapping an erect penis in a tortilla (flour or corn), then filling the tortilla with meat, rice, salsa, and other assorted ingredients. This contraption will then be used as a contraceptive while the man practices intercourse. The friction will result in the burrito cooking to a tasty, edible state. Bonus points are awarded to folks who use raw beef and successfully cook it to a medium or medium-well state.
A member of the Holy Toledo Trinity, along with the "Toledo Mosquito" and the "Toledo Funguito".
A member of the Holy Toledo Trinity, along with the "Toledo Mosquito" and the "Toledo Funguito".
"I had the ingredients lying around, so I was like, 'Hey, Becky, do you want a Toledo Burrito?' and she was all, 'Yeah, I guess.' So I had sex with her with a burrito on my penis."
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by Chris January 3, 2005
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Dude...I tried to have sex with this girl last night when I realized she already had a tampon in and got a Toledo Surprise
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by qwertyy37 October 10, 2005
Get the tonedeaf mug.When a person is steel toed, they are a person who shows up to an event, running late and of course wearing the incorrect shoes for the job. This person will end up appearing as a douche in front of a large group of people.
Guy 1:Hey where is joe?
Guy 2: Ah.. he is running probably late.
Joe: Hey guys what did i miss?
Guy 1: hey joe, where are your boots?
Joe: AH..garsh..i forgot again..
Guy 2: HAHA look its steel toed JOE!
Guy 1: Or should I say steel CHODE joe!!
Guy 2: Ah.. he is running probably late.
Joe: Hey guys what did i miss?
Guy 1: hey joe, where are your boots?
Joe: AH..garsh..i forgot again..
Guy 2: HAHA look its steel toed JOE!
Guy 1: Or should I say steel CHODE joe!!
by dnart November 2, 2009
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by kg10 January 21, 2011
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Guy#1: Hey it's Thirsty Thursday...lets get wasted!
Guy#2: Nah man, Toked Thursday... LET'S GET GEEKED UP!!!
Guy#2: Nah man, Toked Thursday... LET'S GET GEEKED UP!!!
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