Potato Touch

The reward one gains after completing their goal. A singular touch to the head of the penis.

Logan: I just won my Minecraft match!

Adam: Nice going man! You have earned yourself one potato touch.

by pizzaboy1 May 14, 2018

confirmation touch

when you are on an encounter/date with a potential mating partner, to see if the possibility of carnal delights lay in your future, you may use light gestures of physical contact to check if that's even an option. the more touching, the better. in the culture of online dating, this has become an integral component.

BOY: 'hey, do you wanna check out some music after dinner?"

<insert confirmation touch>

GIRL: 'yeah, let's leave now, that would be so radtastic'

<insert returned confirmation touch>

BOY: "you are so hot, i really wanna see you naked later"

<insert confirmation touch>

GIRL: 'you are a scumbag, leave me alone bobby"

<no returned confirmation touch>

BOY: "I LOVE THE THANG BAND TOO!"

<insert confirmation touch>

GIRL: "that bassist bobby bananaz is so funny"

<insert returned confirmation touch>

by paulmaddthang August 6, 2012

Gentleman's touch

When a heterosexual couple are about to have sex and have been fooling around for a while first, a gentleman will subtly reach his hand down to her lady parts and gently touch to see if she is ready.

When a guy is curious if he is done with the foreplay and canmove onto the actual sex he does a gentleman's touch to see if she is wet enough to get started.

'Man, i was with this chick last night and i thought the foreplay was gonnna go on forever but i gave her the gentleman's touch and she was ready to go!'

by the_phantom_stranger May 6, 2009

iPod Touch

The iPhone, without the Phone

I was scammed on ebay. I seriuosly thought the iPod Touch was an iPhone

by SoMePeRs0n/guy, December 23, 2007

The Trump Touch

Everything you touch turns to shit.

He tried to get the business off the ground but the poor guy had the Trump touch.

by elZaphod May 19, 2017

touch grass

something that you say to someone who basically never goes outside

I need to touch grass

by sunaslemon February 12, 2021

Faecal touch

The opposite of the 'midas touch'. Rather than everything one touches turning to gold, to have the 'faecal touch' means everything one touches turns to shit.

This can be applied to people who are generally incompetent or just going through a stretch of bad luck.

'How's work going at the moment mate?'

'Just awfully dude, I definitely have the faecal touch. It doesn't matter what I seem to do or how hard I try, everything I am involved with completely fucks up and turns to shit.

by AceDegen July 27, 2010