chinese water torture 

A type of Chinese torture, involving...uh...water. There were actually four main methods of torture:

1) A steady drip of water to the head which turned the victim insane.
2) The victim is placed on a rack horizontally above quickly-growing bamboo shoots, which are watered. The shoots peirce the victim, resulting in a slow and painful death.
3) The victim is force-fed bamboo shoots and water until he cannot take in any more. The bamboo grows inside the victim, until it protrudes from the skin.
4) The victim is force-fed water until he drowns internally.

Chinese Water Torture is a very undignified way to go...

chinese water torture by Oni-91 November 13, 2007

British Torture 

A form of torture administered by the British by forcing the victim to watch reruns of the Benny Hill Show until he submits. By world standards, this is considered to be a cruel and brutal form of torture.

The captured spy confessed to international espionage after receiving 40 minutes of British torture.

British Torture by Maxwell November 7, 2004

Mexican Torture Stick 

An alternative name for a shovel.

The name derives from the fact that Mexicans in the USA often do laborious jobs requiring use of a shovel. Like construction, gardening, road building, or farming.

Why?
A) Many Americans are too fuckin' lazy/fat to do said jobs.
B) The aforementioned Mexicans are (most likely) illegal immigrants.

"Dude, I'm exhausted. I spent all day on the bad end of a Mexican Torture Stick."

"Amigo sure can work that Mexican Torture Stick!"

"Some crackhead tried to rob me, so I whacked him on the head with a Mexican Torture Stick."

Mexican Torture Stick by DitchDigger420 September 26, 2011

cock and ball torture 

the reason im never getting into bdsm

cock and ball torture is when someone abuses your genitalia

cock and ball torture by the meme factory July 29, 2019

Chinese Torture 

A technique used by the Chinese to get information they needed out of captives. The captive is laid down on a table with just one light on in the room hung above their head; also above the captives head is a device that releases a single drop of water in between the persons eye brows (the center of the brow). Every several seconds a water drop falls until (if affective) the person goes crazy and thus releases the wanted information to the Chinese.

The captive stood a good chance until they used the Chinese Torture on him, he only lasted 7 hours.

Chinese Torture by 3vi1_1337 July 4, 2007

Taint Torture

The act of giving a swift uppercut to the female taint area while simultaneously performing oral sex.

David: "Dude, last night I did some taint torture and that bitch went crazy!"

Justin: "Serious? Dude I need to try that shit."

Taint Torture by Dean-o-Griff January 4, 2008

Scat robot torture porn

The act of filmed sexual pleasurement whilst using faeces, torture and household appliances.

An example of scat robot torture porn: Handcuff him to the bed, attach a working vacuum cleaner nozzle to his dick. Throw shit in his face, whilst sticking an action man in his anus.

Scat robot torture porn by Robotmaster1001 March 28, 2010