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toffer

A lazy, useless worker exhibiting signs of mental deficiency and will most likely injure the people who are actually working around him even if he tried to help. They will sometimes try to scrutinize the people who are actually working by coming up with some bullshit theorem they heard to make themselves seem smarter when in actuality they are proving their worthlessness.

Also may be the acronym for: Tons of Fun for Erroneous Reasons
Why isn't toffer working working?, Man that toffer did nothing all day and the only time he did, he smashed my ankle.
by Stoneworth September 6, 2011
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toffee on the mace

To receive fellatio from an individual when you have no intention of sexually satisfying said individual or progressing to full sexual intercourse.
"did you pull in that club last night?"

"yeah, but she was a minger so just got toffee on the mace and fucked off"
by ghahfarokhi December 10, 2008
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Torgfaced

The feeling one gets after receiving a Alabama hot pocket while drunk while being gang raped by 5 or more transvestite midgets.
Yooo Mike man did you see all those midgets last night?? Oh man you were totally Torgfaced
by Drejizwouhn October 16, 2008
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Troffiness

Not an actual weather term, but a sad reflection of hippies on the left coast infiltrating the NWS. Possibility of teh ghey-ness.
WEAK UPPER TROFFINESS IS FORECAST TO CONTINUE OVER THE DESERT SOUTHWEST WITH WEAK SOUTHWESTERLY FLOW ALOFT ACROSS COLORADO.
by shnoogins_wx May 11, 2010
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frock toffee

“Frocktoffee”



Spillage onto the garment of a young woman, often fluid of a seminal nature (see “harry monk”) resulting in matting of fibre.



E.g. after the harry cannon when off she complained most vocally that her new dress had been “frocktoffeed” thus not suitable to attend the funeral.
E.g. after the harry cannon went off she complained most vocally that her new dress had been “frocktoffeed” thus not suitable to attend the funeral.
"Frock toffee"
by Harrison Lee June 3, 2007
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toffee apple

Used to point out two guys that seem/are homosexual.
Stoi-Stoi: Dude, look at Fat John and his friend eat lunch. They look gross.
PJ: Yeah look at them toffee apples get it on.
Fat John: ITS FINGERLICKING FUN!
by hitchhiker April 15, 2008
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muzzle toff

"dude that things she did last night was muzzle toff"
other guy "ya dude, dont give innocent mormon girls liquor"
by cursorkidjr July 1, 2011
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