Topless Hand Shandy

A handjob from an attractive woman who happens to be simultaneously displaying her tits

"I'll give any bitch in this room a fiver for a topless hand shandy!"

by JehuLove March 2, 2010

Topher

n. The other half of Christopher, an alternate for Chris.

SOme people call him Chris, but he prefers Topher.

by Chris Beddow April 14, 2004

Topey

The act of riding a friend like a horse while screaming "TOPEY TOPEY TOPEY." Usually performed in a pool or body of water.

Bill: I'mma topey you.

Mark: Oh shit.

Bill: I'MMA RIDE YOU LIKE SEABISCUIT.

by Doopadoop...adoop August 14, 2011

story topper

A person who constantly feels obligated to follow a story you tell, with a worse one, making them sound like they've been through a much more terrible ordeal.

Susan: Today I slipped on the ice and cut my head open.
Tom: Yeah well, last night I slipped on the ice, broke two ribs, cracked my head open, AND my girlfriend broke up with me.
Susan: You're a story topper. It's lame.

by Failz0rz December 15, 2008

Toree

an awesome person who knows all about fashion, friends, whats in and whats not, have a ton of friends, are very social and are the coolest people ever.

"Wow! She's cool! She's a Toree."

by Toree14 June 18, 2008

tepee

Dan Teepe is from South Africa and he came to England to well, shall we say prey on some kids with his hockey stick. His hobies are Frostie, Jon Jones and that little girl on the playground. And of course, lubrication.

He got Frostie badly with his deadly weapon, the hockey stick.

by Hindle March 28, 2005

squat to pee

Describing a male as a female. Another way of using similar terms as pansy, fag, and pussy to lessen ones masculine.

I can't believe he won't stand up for what he believes in..

Oh he's another fucking squat to pee.

by SJP17 February 5, 2010