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more ass than a toilet seat

a)used to explain how much ass someone gets; how much they get laid
b)this phrase is used in eminems popular "shake that"
Man, Brenda did me 3 times today! Lately ive been getting more ass than a toilet seat!
by swimma101 June 11, 2006
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Toilet

(Verb) to ride a baby gorilla while doing tik tok dances, eating mac & cheese, and fighting space aliens.
Person: Bro I cant wait to Toilet today!
by Danny DeVito's Eyelash November 6, 2022
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sperm toilet

A loose girl or woman. A slut. A female who is not very choosy about who is shooting semen into her. Sperm toilets are commonly found in nightclubs, bars, concerts, St. Patrick's Day parades, colleges and universities.
Sperm toilets make excellent temporary girlfriends because they all swallow.
That bar is full of young sperm toilets.
Wow, John's new girlfriend is the same sperm toilet who
blew us under the boardwalk last week.
Look! That sperm toilet just threw up green beer and semen.
by Louis P. July 17, 2006
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Tilted towers

I dropped Tilted towers got 21 kills and they were all defaults
by Olive Soose November 21, 2018
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Desecrated Toilet

When you shit all over a public toilet seat thereby rendering the toilet useless and unbearable until it can be restored to a sanitary condition by a janitor who makes substantially more than minimum wage.
Hugo ate some undercooked poultry and left a desecrated toilet at the mall. They closed the west bathrooms for 3 hours while 5 janitors wearing X-Files suits with pressure washers full of phosphoric acid went to work to restore the bowl to its former glory. Hugo laughed. Then he shit his pants.
by french fries and gravy July 31, 2006
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Tilted

Angry, perturbed, specifically caused by a video game
That camper is making me so tilted
by Unforgiving-en June 11, 2016
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toilethomo

Strictly speaking, a toilethomo is a socially conservative politician, clergyman, or other similar figure in a position of public trust, usually Republican, who enjoys sucking cock in public toilets.
"Senator Larry Craig is a toilethomo."
by johnnyjohnnyjohnny December 9, 2008
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