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I Hate the World Today

You’re such a fake, I wish you were dead….
by Death Menace October 4, 2023
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Yesterday Today

Used during that awkward timeframe where you've stayed awake past midnight, and thus the "today" in your head is technically yesterday
At 3am

Friend 1: Yesterday today was amazing

Friend 2: Please just say today, I know what you're talking about
by Stella_Star September 19, 2022
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Did you pray today?

The phrase that will give you PTSD.

If you hear 'Did you pray today?' whether it'd be in the distance or behind you, you will be in a world of eternal torment, and not the good type. Here are some primary examples of the phrase:

Whether you are in a dark room and you hear 'Did you pray today?' (If you're lucky, you'll hear it only one time, but if you hear it TWO times Did you pray today? Did you pray today? that means they'll go all in.

Some say that this phrase comes from @justjoofficial, a terrifying individual that is not afraid to dick you down on some gangster shit.

Justjoofficial is a level 5 threat, and you by any means, must NOT come in contact with him.

Here is a way to PREVENT him from coming after you, but it won't fully stop him. Consider praying when you wake up in the morning, and when you go to bed. You can hear 'Did you pray today' in any point and time, so praying is our best bet.
Guy 1: Hey, did you hear about the new Nintendo Direct? It's pretty fir- Wait... OH MY GOD BEHIND YOU!

Guy 2: Wha-?

Justjoofficial: Did you pray today? Did you pray today? Cause if you didn't. . .
by Boonduck April 2, 2025
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Todaying

In today's world of constant stimulation, and being present and available everywhere all the time, Todaying is a respite from all of it.

Todaying is a state of mind, a place of 0 judgement, where everyone can find and do whatever they consider fun.

Todaying is about pursuing simple pleasures, and micro funs. For some it may be figuring out a book to their tastes and reading it. For others it may be finding places to do a pub crawl with friends.

It's not the same for everyone, but everyone finds their moment of happiness, today and now!
Harsha said he is todaying at his home, he is watching a netflix documentary series about Railroads that built America in 19th century.

Hey, listen. I'm todaying with my work collegues. We are by this small sushi place by the Bank. They also have amazing Sake. Come by if you want to check it out!

Robert and Anne from bookclub are todaying at the park, getting some sun. I am going to join them.
by ?WHY NOT April 27, 2024
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Today

Is a wonderful day. Not yesterday, not tomorrow and definitely not the day after.
“Today is a wonderful day!”
by yindi December 3, 2019
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Russia Today

I don't watch Russia Today, so I am ok.
by lololol lololol August 14, 2024
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what did you guys have for lunch today?

something you say in a group chat to change the conversation topic when =

to avoid an unwanted topic
when no one cares about the previous topic
when someone says something that kills the prior conversation
to quickly move on from a topic where everyone's uncomfortable
user a = hey guys, today I found a penny on the ground! I'm the luckiest dude alive!

*whole group chat stays silent for a while*

user b = anyways, what did you guys have for lunch today?
by EL SEXO GRATIS December 23, 2023
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