nicely toasted

a term meaning perfectly high on marijuana.

guy: want another toke mick.
mick: no thanks brew I am nicely toasted.

by george January 20, 2005

The Toaster

This is the act of pulling out right before the money shot, springing up like a piece of hot toast, and blowing your love butter all over a tiny sexy bitches toast, covering her like a dirty lil cinnamon roll!

"I took Tiny home after the BLS Concert Saturday Night and fucked her so hard that she made me spring up like a piece of Hot Toast leaving The Toaster and cover her in my love butter!"

by Spidey Webb December 15, 2011

toaster

Meatbag slur for a humanoid robot.

Chad : Fuck that toaster!
HK-47 * shoots chad *

by HK47 November 17, 2016

DJ Toaster

The term used for screwing up a chat room

He is going to DJ Toaster this server up

by Zachandtwo September 24, 2016

tongueing the toaster

performing oral sex on a woman

Dallas: What the fuck is Erica doing?
Danielle: She's tongueing the toaster with Nikole.

Dallas: Those dirty whores!

by anon26838756620039757560200476 August 17, 2012

Shitty ass toaster

Something that is of so bad quality that is does not deserve a sense-making phrase

"My car is so shitty ass toaster, I need a new one"

by Feltcher May 7, 2005

Sex Toastie

A toasted sandwich so good that you would rather have it than sex!

Man, your girlfriend was shit in bed, unlike this sex toastie!

by Lactose The Intolerant January 5, 2009