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toaster pastry chocolate mix butter ball

A stick of butter rolled in chocolate powder mix and sandwiched between 2 toaster pastries.
Eric Cartman had one the episode he went to fat camp, cleverly entitled "fat camp"

Eric: Mom can you go make me a toaster pastry chocolate mix butter ball?
Ms. Cartman: im expecting company why dont you go make it yourself
Eric: god i have to do everything around here
by shortbusguy44 October 10, 2006
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Toad Licking

An urban legend that popularizes the belief that one can get "high" or "trip" by licking a specific or even *any* variety of toad.

In reality there are no toads that will cause any person or animal to get "high" by licking them.

There are however some species of toads known as "psychoactive toads" that produce a very powerful psychedelic tryptamine in their venom called 5-MeO-DMT (a close relative to DMT). A very common species is the American Colorado River Toad, Bufo alvarius.

One cannot ingest the 5-MeO-DMT by licking a psychoactive toad; it would be destroyed in the stomach. Furthermore, there are many toxins present in psychoactive toad venom that could cause the person to become very sick or even die. One should *never* touch a psychoactive with bare skin, let alone lick it.

The venom *can* be ingested by "milking" the toad. For Bufo alvarius, this is typically done by holding the toad with a gloved hand and stroking its skin with something like a glass stir road. The venom is then rubbed and collected onto a glass plate. After milking, the venom is left to sit out and dry completely. After drying, the dried venom is scraped into a mortar and pestle where it is ground into a fine powder. The powder is then *smoked* using a glass pipe (similar to DMT). Burning the venom destroys the majority of the harmful toxins present, but leaves the 5-MeO-DMT molecules intact, where they can be absorbed into the bloodstream via the lungs. After a toad is milked, it can require up to 60 days for the toad to fully "recharge" the 5-MeO-DMT levels in its venom.

It can take several toads to achieve a good "harvest." One should also keep in mind that 5-MeO-DMT levels can vary from toad to toad.

5-MeO-DMT is also present in the toad's skin. While the toad can be killed and the skin dried and ground into a powder, it is looked down upon and discouraged due to the fact that it is an act of cruelty and is not at all necessary.

5-MeO-DMT does not produce a "high" as it is a psychedelic tryptamine. It can produce VERY powerful psychosis related experiences, both positive and negative. It can also induce unconsciousness for as long as 30 minutes, as well as memory loss (the user does not remember the experience). One should *never* casually experiment with 5-MeO-DMT unless they have an experienced person available to help and act as "trip sitter."

Bufo alvarius is not illegal (it is native to the south western United States), and is also not illegal to keep as a pet. Collecting, ingesting, and selling the venom *is* however illegal in the United States.
You can't lick that toad and get high, you could get very sick! Toad licking is an urban legend, you need to smoke the dried venom from a psychoactive toad in order to achieve a psychedelic experience, but it is not for casual users!
by Beta Soft March 22, 2008
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toasty-torpedo

1. Sexual act where the male sticks his penis into a container of hot sauce and proceeds to have anal intercourse with his partner.

2. A sandwich from Quiznos.
Johnson was feeling freaky and gave his wife a toasty-torpedo last night. Now they both are taking milk baths.
by neckwig April 3, 2009
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Toasty Otis

farting immediately prior to departing an elevator trapping the essence for the next person to board
Nothing makes Danny happier than a Toasty Otis carefully timed to Cash's floor at the end of his work day.
by augieland April 3, 2009
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TOASTED Ravioli

A TYPICAL CHEESE OR BEEF Ravioli DREDGED IN A LIGHT EGG WASH AND THEN IN LIGHT BREAD CRUMBS EVEN PANKO, THEN DEEP OR PAN FRIED TO A LIGHT GOLDEN BROWN. SERVED WITH A SIDE OF MARANARA SAUCE AND A DUSTING OF PARMESIAN CHEESE.

Walk in to Mom's house and the first thing she says is Jeet Jet?

I remember when Steak n Shake's were only a quarder or $ .25 cents.
TOASTED RAVIOLI?

A TYPICAL CHEESE OR BEEF Ravioli DREDGED IN A LIGHT EGG WASH AND THEN DREDGED IN LIGHT BREAD CRUMBS EVEN PANKO, THEN DEEP OR PAN FRIED TO A LIGHT GOLDEN BROWN. SERVED WITH A SIDE OF MARANARA SAUCE AND A DUSTING OF PARMESIAN CHEESE.

Don't pay attention to the Kansas 'Redlegs' aka "HOOSIERS' who bad mouth Missoura folks. They are just jealouse harse thieves and have a shirt fit that all's they have to offer is dried out buffalo chips smothered in K.C. Masterpiece and warshed down with a cup full of Colorado dirt blown in by the winds of their own flatulence..

Yes, the weather sux in St. Louis, I know as I was raised there until I could make my escape to the So.Cal. Beach Cities where Eden still Exists. Just head west on I fardy far and don't stop n'till ya hit the Pacific.

See ya's at the Veiled Prophet Parade and fair on the farth of July.
by MO2CA September 29, 2011
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Toast and Ghost

When you go to a party whether or not you were invited, drink all of their booze and bounce without telling anyone.
"yo man I crashed that party, straight up toast and ghosted that bitch!'
by JulesRules89 February 10, 2014
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toasty anus

That feeling when you have explosive burning diarrhea that lingers long after said explosive diarrhea has vacated your bowels.
I had terrible diarrhea earlier, that left me with a toasty anus.
by itsurbandictionarywhocares April 22, 2015
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