crotey totey

Surfer lingo, indicating a state of balance and benevolence in the current state of things. Often spoken regarding the state of waves and weather, but can be used in most scenarios.

"Dude, how's it hanging?"
"Chahaww, man, it's all crotey totey!"

by Jiggybiggle January 25, 2019

Töten

This is German for the American word "kill."

ich werde zu Ihrem Haus kommen und Sie Töten!
{I'm going to come to your house and KILL you!}

by Morbid Overlord May 30, 2008

Totes Mcgoats

something moms say when they're trying to sound "hip" or cool.

Mom: That's totes mcgoats!!

Child: Mom wtf does that even mean?

by PrdflS8n January 6, 2021

totez

An abbreviation for "totally." Used specifically by people who are cooler than the normal "totally" users.

"You are totez retarded"
"I totez just gave that dude a blumpkin"
"totez mouthshitz for whoever just farted."

by donotello August 7, 2008

Totes McGoats

A terrifying beast located near Niagra Falls that scares people into recycling with the demonic powers.

You better recycle that or Totes McGoats will get you!

by B. Beale March 20, 2016

Totes cray

Short for "Total crazy"

Adding another "cray" (Totes cray cray) adds further to how crazy "it" was.

example 1:

"Did you see that football game last night."

"I know! It was totes cray!"

example 2:

"Dude, that guy was totes cray cray!"

by SwadeJ January 2, 2012

totes my goats

slang for totally, used between full grown men in a bro-mantic relationship, to convey their excitement to a suggestion. Made popular by Paul Rudd's character in I Love You, Man.

Sydney: Dude, we should rock out sometime.
Peter: Totally.... totes my goats.

Guy 1: let's go downtown and pick up some hot chicks!
Guy 2: Totes my goats!

by SuperBabs April 6, 2009