Titanic Guido

The Guido dressed in all white seen near the end of Titanic. He stays with Jack and Rose till the ship sinks. You can see him zoomed all the way out standing on top of the boat. He is a BEAST!

Look at that Titanic Guido, I wonder if he got away alive?!

by BOSSMANDREW September 16, 2010

Titan Grip

Used to describe an excruciatingly tight handjob, often recieved from a lady of masculine physique.

Hospital man: so how exactly did you break your dick?

Luke: it started hurting after this $3 hooker gave me a handjob in my yarris

Hospital man: hmmm looks like titan grip too me

by jonzo89 March 11, 2011

Titanical

When something looks like a good idea but it's actually a terrible idea.

Person 1: Hey, you know what would be a halarious prank?

Person 2: What?

Person 1:Replacing all the water in those childrens' water pistols with sulphuric acid.

Person 2:Aw yeah do it!

*after, in jail*

Person 2: Well, that idea was Titanical.

by Doubt is trout November 13, 2016

titanic cock

A cock so big when you put it in your wife, it plays the sad violin song from the Titanic.

1. Hey Johnny, can I suck on your Titanic Cock?
2. Damn Manny, can you please slow down with that Titanic Cock? I can hear Jack already...
3. Darn my niGhA dAts WOnn PHAT aZZ CawK

by StardustGalaxy7 September 24, 2018

titamolies

a fancy word for tits

cyrolia hit my titamolies

by t's and c's apply June 5, 2020

Titanium Gay

A “Titanium Gay” is a homosexual male (cis or trans) who was born via Cesarean delivery (C-section) and was feed on baby formula instead of breast milk and has never touched a vagina.

Usually adopted gay kids.
“OMG, I just realized that I am not just a ‘Platinum Gay’, I am a ‘Titanium Gay’. I was a C-section birth and adopted so my mom couldn’t breast feed me. And vaginas scare me!”

by TripDawg21 August 2, 2020

Titanic Dump

When you take a dump and the piece of shit is so long that it comes way out of the water - then breaks in half and falls under the water - just like the Titanic sinking

I just took a Titanic Dump. It was long as shit

by The Swedish Firefighter December 28, 2020