Thatch

A messy bitch

My boss won't give me a raise. He's such a thatch!

by TheBagelLord March 4, 2025

edward thatch

Ed thatch the true "blckbeard" pirate that truly existed somewhere between 14th 15th centuary. A british origin maater pirate who concored west indie's rum and gold. he used to take 2men to bury his treasure but he always came back alone to his ship ("only I and the devil know the whereabouts of my gold. The one that lives longer shall take it all!."is one of his known sentences)this great pirate death was by a british navy ships (mano'wars and frigates) and finnaly sword injuries and 7 shots till he died! U can simply know this legend of how mush the idea blaclbeqrd spread in our civilisation(jids shows moovies games like assassin creed....)and finnaly he used to shoot his own crew in night to see the bullets impact of flesh while he was eating rum wuth gunpowder!

Piratecaptain: u deserve it! Ur own black flag
Piratewithnewship: i can now rob as mush gold as i want
Edward thatch:why flying a black flag while u can fly a blackbeard
PwithNS:ay ay

by Thr Doctor August 15, 2017

The Thatcher Principle

If a person's death results in a benefit for society equal to or greater than Thatcher's negative influence on society, the death is to be celebrated.

A: Did you hear? Jair Bolsonaro died.
B: Good riddance. He falls under the Thatcher principle.

by Azshara October 2, 2020

William Thatch

The best boyfriend ever !! He has the most perfect smile that fills you with butterflies; He has the nicest, prettiest eyes; He has a perfect face and his hair is always perfect no matter the length (unless it is a buzzcut/afro); He is so tall and gives the best hugs; He means the world to his girlfriend and hopefully he knows that. He makes everything better and his girlfriend couldn't see a life without him. William Thatch's girlfriend loves him.

midgett 1 : Are you still with a nasty fortnite guy ?

midgett 2 : No I'm with William Thatch

by brugmoment December 5, 2021

margaret thatcher

ElectroBOOM's father.

"-I am your father!"
"-Margaret Thatcher?"

by birdwhohasaccesstotheinternet June 13, 2022

Margaret Thatcher

Just an Idiotic British lady who was more than a fucking prime minister but more of a fuckwad

Margaret Thatcher the Milk Snatcher

by FrostIsMommi August 10, 2022

dirty thatcher

The dirty thatcher is an extreme level 11 sex not for the faint of heart.( some consent is required)
The act consists of jerking one out nearby a younger cheerleader then before achieving climax tackling and mounting your prey and receiving oral pleasure from them then moving into a monkey like act of sex. The cheerleader is usually younger, of another religion or named Lilly.

Oh is that Lilly the cheerleader, imma do a dirty thatcher on her.

by Caliramara March 6, 2024