Canadian Moose Sled

A sex position in which the male is riding the female from behind(like a sled) but the male is simultaneously ramming her anus(like a moose) with his hands in the shape of a cup where the bottom of the palms are together and the male proceeds to stretch the females anus until she submits by saying “what is this all aboat”(say it like a Canadian)

I performed a perfect Canadian Moose Sled last night on Taylor

by Cumjar December 2, 2020

Sled Head

The act of giving someone oral sex while participating in the activity of sledding. Common in northern areas with constant snow.

Sam: Hey Tori, how was sledding?
Tori: It was good, why?
Sam: Oh nothing, just heard you and Connor had a good time, thats all.
Tori: What is that supposed to mean?
Sam: Theres a rumor that you gave him sled head.
Tori: Damn straight I did.

by waka mcwakanson March 17, 2011

Sled

see Self mutilation

www.recoveryourlife.com is a site worth visiting for sledders.

by Erin B. May 8, 2004

Siberian Dog Sled

A sexual act to demonstrate loyalty and power in which a large male (preferably Russian with shared characteristics of that of a bear) man spreads at the top of the bed while 8 elegant females (preferably with collars on) pose in doggy positions set up in a formation of that similar to a dog sled. The Male will then proceed to whip them with a material of his choice until he has had enough.

John: “did you see that man Siberian dog sledding yesterday?”

by Smegma Shooter April 2, 2022

Penguin Sled

Push down somebody down the stairs and use her/him as a sled

Y’all I used my brother as a Penguin Sled

by EEGYOLKAREA51ALIENASADISGUISE July 20, 2019

Bed Sledding

Sex hard enough to slide the bed across the room

they were going so hard they ended up bed sledding to next door

by CeilingMirror July 27, 2022

darwin sled

a snowmobile

A guy at work was telling me about driving his darwin sled 90 miles per hour through the woods.

by cornerradius January 23, 2020