jessica simpson

The only person alive that can't see the difference between chicken and tuna.

*Jessica simpson eating 'sea chicken' (tuna)*
Jessica: is this chicken or tuna?
Nick Lachey: omg..

by Weapons of no mass destruction September 9, 2006

Homer Simpson

The pioneer of spontaneous and stupid humor, known for such amazing buisnesses as Mr. Plow and CompuGlobalHyperMegaNet. Worshiped by many and responsible for happiness the world over.

Homer Simpson is the greatest man alive.

by Bo Diddly August 27, 2004

homer simpson

this guy is THE GREATEST guy ever

mmmmmm... forbidden dohnuts

I am evil homer, I am evil homer

by number 1 haggis by the way March 31, 2005

Ashlee Simpson.

Whore. Sucks ass at singing.

Omfg, you, like, make me wanna la la.

by captain katelyn March 24, 2005

Ashlee Simpson

World's most prestigous hoe-down pop-star. Well known for the "oh-shit-they're-playing-the-wrong-song dance." Pop stars are usually notorious for lip-synching, but they don't go on interviews to talk down upon it, and get caught doing it on national TV afterwards.

The younger one is confused about her singing, and the older one is confused about whether chicken of the sea is really chicken or fish.

by 1.8T October 28, 2004

Nicole Simpson

An alcoholic drink created by mixing cherry Smirnoff, orange juice, and rockstar.

Dude I got some O.J. and rockstar. Mix some cherry Smirnoff in and we will make a Nicole Simpson

by Brandocommando199 February 9, 2014

Jessica Simpson

Has everything a man wishes of a woman:
1. Big breasts
2. Big ass
3. No brain

Jessica Simpson? That dumbass blonde?

I don't care, I'd still fuck her.

by Fuckitall June 11, 2006