ass twitch

something thats happening in the left ass cheek of me right now and its been going on for over half an hour and im about to shove needles in it.

me: why must my ass twitch?
rita: to much butt sex.

why does everyone think i have butt sex?

by now both of them are January 17, 2008

Twitch Thot

A shitty girl that uses twitch as a free porn website, uses their bodies to make 30+-year-old men donate money

Man 1: Why is that twitch thot here?
Man 2: She is trying to steal your money

by DimsumIsYum May 19, 2022

Twitch Slack

The amount of bedding you pack between your 'twitchy' sleeping partner and yourself so that your sleep isn't disturbed by them pulling on the blankets as they toss and turn.

"Man, Janette was so restless last night I had to pack major twitch slack just to get some sleep".

by Don74 September 8, 2016

supreme twitch

Very quick ! Different than just fast .

That wide reciever for the Cardinals has supreme twitch !

by Big Beezy Texas February 1, 2021

prick twitch

When your penis suddenly twitches in anticipation of arousal from a stimulus that your eyes prematurely judge as sexy. A perfect example of this is when you’re in the grocery store and you spot a deliciously fat ass waddling down the yogurt aisle. Your prick twitches– but then you realize it’s a grotesque old man!

The other day I was driving past the horse pasture when I got a prick twitch! I looked down and said, “False alarm, buddy.”

by Jack Atrophy August 6, 2022

Guilty Twitch

A subconscious, uncontrollable reaction to a guilty thought (usually sexual), wherein a person will twitch or shudder.

Man, that girl's giving me one hell of a guilty twitch.

by TheFruitbat November 4, 2011

Twitch tourist

A noob that tries an online multiplayer game after seeing it being played on streams. Unlike most new players, Twitch tourists falsely believe they are already masters of the game, even though they have no idea what the experienced players they watch are actually trying to do, and will relentlessly flame their teammates on this basis. Often they will try and fail to imitate unorthodox strategies they saw, to everyone else's amusement.

Usually found in droves after the world championship of an esports game. Most common in free-to-play games that don't require daddy's credit card to try.

This fucking Twitch tourist bitched at us and ragequit after getting rekt. Classic.

by dontkillalljewspls September 2, 2019