An evil person who enjoys seeing his crew in pain. Directs towers to wake up at 4am and row in the freezing cold and in any condition and feel pain all over (especially on ergos) for the sake of him winning a pennant. Rowing coaches usually sit in tinnies rigged up while watching his crew freeze to death for pleasure.
by Robert john April 26, 2015
Get the rowing coachmug. I backstabbing little bitch betrays his friends for a fuck boy that lives in Texas, who he will never see again. Then acts all innocent because he cant handle the fact that he is a no good lying and deceiving piece of shit. Also looks like a water balloon filled with semen. Achoo!!!!!! now i have all my kits.
by Ih8mattrowe November 29, 2017
Get the Matt Rowemug. Perve row are the chairs closest to the stripper platform. Usually older men, will sit in these spots for a good amount of time, while their wife is at home wondering where the hell they are at. Younger men avoid staying in this spot too long due to stripper budgets. It's a spot at the club with the most live action.
The name originated from strippers ranting about old, weird men. They often call it Perve row, yet they do not realize their profession is more degrading than the people watching them.
The name originated from strippers ranting about old, weird men. They often call it Perve row, yet they do not realize their profession is more degrading than the people watching them.
Bro #1: "Hey man lets sit on Perve row, I can't see from the bar over here."
Bro #2: "What? I can't afford to make it rain, she will squeeze the singles out of me."
Bro #2: "What? I can't afford to make it rain, she will squeeze the singles out of me."
by Blackjack.Hefe November 22, 2015
Get the Perve rowmug. Similar to Corn Rows (also Cornrows), an ancient traditional African hair style, but worn by an individual with naturally red hair. Linguistically a combination of "corn rows" and "carrot top".
by doctorgroove June 9, 2018
Get the carrot rowsmug. "The girls in those seats are rude," said a theater customer, "yeah, they are nasty chicks, that's bitch row," explained the usher.
Don't go near that set of cubicles, that's where Elizabeth, Anne and Rachel sit, they bark and growl at visitors, it's bitch row.
He worked his way down the line from day jobs to night jobs, his girlfriends made a bitch row for him.
Don't go near that set of cubicles, that's where Elizabeth, Anne and Rachel sit, they bark and growl at visitors, it's bitch row.
He worked his way down the line from day jobs to night jobs, his girlfriends made a bitch row for him.
by 2278 March 25, 2019
Get the Bitch Rowmug. A female who works in the pipeline industry as welders helper or swamper who has sex with anyone or anything as a means to advance threw the work place.
That fucking row hoe ran threw the entire front end after work last night and now shes blowing the weld boss. Bless her slutty little heart.
by Douchebag#1 June 16, 2018
Get the Row hoemug. - a sexual act where an individual sits in between two men and stroking one d*ck (represent the first oar) with one hand and the other d*ck (representing the second oar) with their other hand and doing so in a rowing motion similar to how you'd row a regular boat
- "rowing the boat" can also be performed with more than three people as you can have a larger "boat" where there's more "oars" available with more people stroking them in a rowing motion
- "rowing the boat" can also be performed with more than three people as you can have a larger "boat" where there's more "oars" available with more people stroking them in a rowing motion
I had a threesome last night. We all got naked and I sat in between the two guys and started to row the boat for us.
by tomriddle69 September 17, 2017
Get the row the boatmug.